Enter BELGIAN director, Uwe Boll?

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  1. Barth_Vader

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    He's from Germany, good lads. The only famous things coming out of Belgium are child rapists.
     
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  2. schimmel

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    This is relevant how? Everyone knows and hates Uwe Boll... he's nothing new.
     
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  3. MattAY

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    And Stella Artois.
     
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    Who's Uwe Boll? I've heard of him, but I know no more than that he's infamous in movies.
     
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  5. schimmel

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    He's a terrible director whose repertoire includes such films as Bloodrayne, Postal, Alone in the Dark, and The House of the Dead. He's easily the worst videogame-to-movie adaptation director out there, but for some reason believes his movies are very good.

    Back when Postal was released he apparently got a lot of flack from Michael Bay which lead him to challenge Bay to a fight.

    Oh, and by the way, the movie industry would probably die if he were to ever make a movie with Michael Bay.
     
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    ^Ouch. There's some pretty damn good games in that list... I'm guessing he's made a lot of developers cry themselves to sleep after seeing the movies. And so, I have finally figured out why he's infamous in the video game world :? .
     
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    ive sadly seen most of these, the only one that is remotely watchable is Postal...and the sad part is its probably the worst one of the bunch....
     
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  8. Barth_Vader

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    WELL GR SHOULD'VE DONE BETTER RESEARCH

    PROTIP FOR ALL YOU DUMB AMERICANS:

    BELGIUM AND GERMANY

    ARE TWO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES

    WITH DIFFERENT LANGUAGES

    HOLY SHIT, THAT'S RIGHT
     
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  9. schimmel

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    hmm... I smell a troll...
     
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  10. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    ...thanks for clearing that up.

    End scene.
     
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  11. Longo_2_guns

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    No the aren't.
     
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    OP is forgetting waffles.
     
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  14. schimmel

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    mmm... waffles
     
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  15. Barth_Vader

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    That's really weird because we don't see ourselves as a waffle country. Lots of good beer, which is way better than any American pisswater, btw.
     
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  16. schimmel

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    Hey now, America makes some good beer. Just because all you know about is Budweiser and Miller doesn't mean that's all that we make. Try anything by Bell's Brewing Company, the Arbor Brewing Company, New Holland Brewing Company, Magic Hat Brewing Company, Flying Dog, then say we make pisswater.

    And all you guys really have are waffles. We stole Stella Artois from you
     
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  17. Longo_2_guns

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    I think he's just upset that his country produces crappy people, like Uwe Boll.
     
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  18. Barth_Vader

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    I'd laugh if it was ZankerH :p.
     
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  20. Rakon

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    What happened to you Belgium, you used to be cool...
     
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