This commercial sold season passes for years. Also, I want the narrator to say something about one of the Bluth's.
I went to the Six Flags in Vallejo once. It's basically the Wal-Mart of theme parks. Mostly because you find the same people there that you would at Wal-Mart.
You should check out Kings Island. It's in Ohio, but I thought it was way better than Six Flags. https://www.visitkingsisland.com/
I've been to both Disneyland and Six Flags, but... Disneyland. I went to Disneyland with my friends and we stayed at one of the hotels there, visiting both Disneyland and Disney's California Adventure over a period of nine days. Every night we ate in one of the awesome restaurants at either park. Disneyland, damn it. Disneyland.
Knotts Berry Farm. Nuff said. But honestly, if I had to pick between the two, it'd be Disneyland. Someone got shot at our Six Flags a few years back. Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope.