For your birthday and in your honor, PLP Inc is proud to present:
The Longdo Two Guns!
This magnificent dual chambered pleasuring device is ergonomically designed for igniting the heat between you and a partner of your choice. Just grip the stocks, cock the barrels and let the Longdo dispense orgasmic justice.
But if you want to do it like Longo himself, lay down some towels, switch the Longdo over to semi-automatic and prepare to have your orifices assaulted with the hollow point tip. Your junk won't know if it's coming or going.
Out in public and need to fire one off? Attach one of the included silencers, click the Longdo over to Lone Gunman mode and where ever you are becomes your own personal firing range.
Another fine product and a happy birthday to Longo from Pretty Little Paradox, Inc.
