spartan317
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Bretimus
CYOA: Lantern's Light
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danielrbischoff
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LANTERN'S LIGHT, PAGE 5
The great metal robot bitch lifted her hand to reveal the mush that remained of Bretimus_v2's legs. The stylish Chuck Taylor's twitched with the last flickerings of nervous system traffic in Brett's lower half. "N-nnnnoooooo-*cough*," Brett wheezed. "We were planning on... having another kid... *HACK-HACK*"
"It looks like your plans were just cut off at the knees, Brett." A slow smile creeped up on Green_Lantern's face.
"That makes no sense GL.... Both of my legs were smashed by that robot's fist! They weren't cut off at the knees."
This was the last straw, Green Lantern had heard enough. As the giant mechhanical Margaret Thatcher destroyed the very walls around him, GL couldn't help but take the time to end Brett's miserable life with a mix of mercy and vengeance. GL withdrew the source of all his power and ability...
A Lantern Corps Power Ring, page 44
A purple light saber, page 72
His bare hands mother fucker, page 9001
The great metal robot bitch lifted her hand to reveal the mush that remained of Bretimus_v2's legs. The stylish Chuck Taylor's twitched with the last flickerings of nervous system traffic in Brett's lower half. "N-nnnnoooooo-*cough*," Brett wheezed. "We were planning on... having another kid... *HACK-HACK*"
"It looks like your plans were just cut off at the knees, Brett." A slow smile creeped up on Green_Lantern's face.
"That makes no sense GL.... Both of my legs were smashed by that robot's fist! They weren't cut off at the knees."
This was the last straw, Green Lantern had heard enough. As the giant mechhanical Margaret Thatcher destroyed the very walls around him, GL couldn't help but take the time to end Brett's miserable life with a mix of mercy and vengeance. GL withdrew the source of all his power and ability...
A Lantern Corps Power Ring, page 44
A purple light saber, page 72
His bare hands mother fucker, page 9001
cyberjim2000
Veteran
Pg 5.
danielrbischoff
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Does not compute.cyberjim2000 said:
cyberjim2000
Veteran
Goddamn, you're fast.
His bare-hands.
His bare-hands.
Bretimus_v2
So tired.
GL Ring
Gonna have to go with my Corps ring
MasterRabbi
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What, 9000! There's no way that could be right.
Pg. 9001.
Pg. 9001.
UghRochester
https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester
PG 9001
spartan317
Rookie
The ring!!! and who says arse?
danielrbischoff
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No clear winner on this one yet.... I'll wait until a little later today to update.
Let me put bret out of his misery already!
danielrbischoff
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LANTERN'S LIGHT, Page 44
The green ring glowed as GL slid it onto his middle finger. It stopped at the first knuckle. "Goddammit," GL cursed under his breath. The ring slid onto his pinky finger easily. Using the ring's power, GL gave himself a large green glowing pimp hat.
"I RELEASE YOU!" GL shouted as his pimp slapped Brett. A small lantern shape started to bleed on Brett's face and within seconds he was crying. "Don't be a bitch!" GL slapped Brett again.
"Why?! Why are you doing this?!" Brett kept sobbing until finally he was dead.
"Now it's your turn," GL said as he turned to look at Thatcher-Bot 6000. It was then that GL's eyes fell upon the most horrifying site he could have ever imagined. There, towering several stories above him was...
A tyrannosaurus rex, page 32
An upskirt view of Thatcher-Bot 6000, page 142
The green ring glowed as GL slid it onto his middle finger. It stopped at the first knuckle. "Goddammit," GL cursed under his breath. The ring slid onto his pinky finger easily. Using the ring's power, GL gave himself a large green glowing pimp hat.
"I RELEASE YOU!" GL shouted as his pimp slapped Brett. A small lantern shape started to bleed on Brett's face and within seconds he was crying. "Don't be a bitch!" GL slapped Brett again.
"Why?! Why are you doing this?!" Brett kept sobbing until finally he was dead.
"Now it's your turn," GL said as he turned to look at Thatcher-Bot 6000. It was then that GL's eyes fell upon the most horrifying site he could have ever imagined. There, towering several stories above him was...
A tyrannosaurus rex, page 32
An upskirt view of Thatcher-Bot 6000, page 142
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