Oh Longo... Can't imagine what it'd be like to have you around on the biggest work days of the year...
Only partially like this. In reality, I'm actually shy and timid with a good work ethic. Well, a decent work ethic. But that's not the point. On here I give the impression I'm some badass, arrogant motherfucker motherfucker. Only the badass part is true, and then even only a tiny bit. Though I'm still just as witty.