Turtle sex.

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  1. -FCM-

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  2. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    Bretimus_v2, Feb 17, 2010
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    ahahaha, we saw something similar in a high school biology video.

    really something, aint it?
     
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    kapow, Feb 17, 2010
  4. Lentium

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    tee you are tee elle eee POWER
     
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  5. thetank

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    What a stud.

    Still, there's aural feedback during the act, and then there's the hyperventilation that turtles do.
     
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    thetank, Feb 17, 2010
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    Man, id be lucky to find someone who is having that much fun in real life...
     
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    LinksOcarina, Feb 17, 2010
  7. De-Ting

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    :brow2:

    I erased my history when I saw the videos in the related list.
     
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  8. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    It reminded me of the scene from Hot Rod.

    "Oh, nevermind that, that's...mom's stuff."
     
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    Bretimus_v2, Feb 17, 2010
  9. Longo_2_guns

    Longo_2_guns Forum Moderator
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    The turtles at the zoo do that every time I go.

    It's really loud.
     
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    Longo_2_guns, Feb 17, 2010
  10. MattAY

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    >takes notes<
     
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    That was genuinely the most disturbing thing i have ever seen.

    And i've been through the entire 'Offended' page twice.
     
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    madster111, Feb 17, 2010
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    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    I thoguht that too. I think it's because its mouth looks like a vagina.
     
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    MattAY, Feb 18, 2010
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    Cannot be Unseen.
     
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    You cats don't see a lot of vagina... do you?
     
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    MikeyVassallo, Feb 18, 2010
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    Come on...you blatently thought 'vagina' at one stage during that video.
     
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    MattAY, Feb 18, 2010
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    Yeah.

    As in "That turtle is enjoying his time in Casa Del Vagine."
     
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  18. MattAY

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    I may quote that during my next sex session.

    I'll let you know how it goes in about a year or two.
     
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    MattAY, Feb 18, 2010
  19. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    Thanks for stealing my joke, MattAY. Real buzzkill...
     
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    Bretimus_v2, Feb 18, 2010
  20. Rakon

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    To slow eh Bret?

    HA!
     
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