Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Differences Explained With Food

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  1. C_nate

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    Hahaha, good God!

    That anal scene was pretty graphic.
    But all of that info has actually relieved me a little. Never have I heard the statement, "3 minutes" in such a glorious way!

    But it just shows what we assume thanks to porn.
     
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    I knew real sex wouldn't be like porn sex the moment she didn't vocalize her admiration for my black cock.

    So instead I went at it like hentai sex.
     
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    I sure as hell don't need 10-12 minutes to get going more like 30 seco
     
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    40% of women have tried anal.

    Doesn't that seem a bit high?

    A sign of success at talking women into it? :lol:
     
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    I think she meant "on average". Like a 65 year old man might need 30-40 minutes to get going but it'll take a man in his 20s 15 seconds. Unless they're porn stars.
     
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    Fun fact: Contrary to hentai belief. tentacles do not rape women and space tentacles do not exist. Heck octopuses has never been aroused by the female human body in the history of everything.

    Want me to cover the futa facts too? or should i cover the part that male penises are actually not a blurry pixaleted mess?
     
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