WickedLiquid
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I do! What do I win?
You should believe. It's the closest i've come to sex in a couple months, which is really damn sad.intoTheRain said:I whole heartedly believe this story.
Intotherain approved.
madster111 said:Why was younger me more of a whore than legal-drinking-age me?
These days i'm more likely to stay at home and work out my taxes and car payments than go out with mates and make all the tipsy girls laugh. Feels bad man.
used44 said:It takes two to "give it up."
Or ten, if you're BBK.
LinksOcarina said:Tell teenagers that masturbation is good in moderation. I defy you to do so!
Mod-Chip said:What are your thoughts about one-night stands?
More specifically, do you think that a person who is willing to have sex with you the first time you see them is someone worth pursuing (i.e. it doesn't matter if they're willing to give it up on the get go) in the longer term?
-BBK
intoTheRain said:LinksOcarina said:Tell teenagers that masturbation is good in moderation. I defy you to do so!
Teenagers? Tell anyone that's under 35.
UrbanMasque said:Mod-Chip said:What are your thoughts about one-night stands?
More specifically, do you think that a person who is willing to have sex with you the first time you see them is someone worth pursuing (i.e. it doesn't matter if they're willing to give it up on the get go) in the longer term?
-BBK
Be safe and wrap up. The scariest parts of one-night stands are: 1) exposing yourself to strangers, 2) one night stand location, 3) the departure.
1) being naked is unsafe with a stranger ( especially if you dont know this person's motive or history). Could be the Zodiak Killer, a complete psycho, or your naked body could trigger repressed daddy images and freak her out.... Getting you naked then snapping pics of you makes for amazing black mail material too - so make sure both of you are the same levels of nakedness. :wink: And once your naked and doing the deed are you sure she hasn't been going through your stuff while you "prepped" in the bathroom?
2.) If thats not scary enough, where are you going to have sex? Her place? Some run down room or her basement dungeon where her friends are waiting in the wings to mug you? And if you go back to your place you have to do your best to make her feel comfortable - because she's probably thinking the same about you. Unless shes TANKED!
3.) Which brings us to this point. The Morning after departure. If she WAS tanked, your morning could be explosive. Do your best to let your friends and her friends know you're leaving together so the rape flag doesn't fly when she wakes up regretful about letting some neckbeard pump and sweat on top of her while she was drowning in her own vomit (nice visual eh?!). On the other hand, she could be a stage 5 clinger - which would require you to use some slick conversational movements to leave. Work on your alibi the night before, so in the AM you could be like - "remember that thing I said I had to do, yea well Im late for it". Lastly, it could be awkward. Both of you guys agreed to this fit of passion, be adults about it and decide if its worth pursuing or not. Exchange numbers and play the game.
One night stands happen. They're fun as long as you keep these tips in mind gents. ProTip: Your best chances for one are cougars. I think a relationship with someone you had a one night stand with could be more rewarding that someone you meet on a dating web-site... but thats just my opinion.
Hey, girls masturbate too.WickedLiquid said:I was thinking 65... Oh wait there's a pill for that.. So yeah, tell anyone with a penis.