Prepare to get SMURFED!

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  1. Lien

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  2. schimmel

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    Smurf that! I don't wanna make a Smurfing Avatar joke.

    But seriously, what the Smurf?! A Smurf movie?! That's such a Smurfing terrible idea I'm at a loss for Smurfs...
     
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  3. Wes

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    *Waits for Trippysmurf*
     
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  4. MattAY

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    How did you not see this coming?
     
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  5. miak757

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    Eh, I'm not surprised.
     
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    That looks very different from the one Japan's making


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    Blackstar,

    Never ever not be in my life

    Rakon
     
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  8. kingg5

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    Didn't they already make a Smurfs movie last year? Is this in 3-D also?
     
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    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Wow that just blue me away.
     
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  10. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    NPH just dropped a couple levels in my book.
     
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  11. madster111

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    *Badumtsh*

    ...


    *crickets*
     
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  12. Lien

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    Wow... i just notice the pun... What a looser i am
     
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    I am not smurfing happy.

    I don't want them to turn this into the next Alvin and the Chipmunks. I want them to be in the Smurf Forest, with Gargamel and Azrael.

    Starts with a plan of Gargamel's being foiled thanks to the hard work of the Smurf community (although promoting Free Market Economy instead of communism, because its an election year and you don't want to seem socialist). Life returns to normal and they have to move into the Smurfberry harvest.

    Gargamel returns to his hovel, realizes he needs an inside agent and creates Smurfette.

    Cut to the Smurfs harvesting when they come across Smurfette. They bring her to the village, where she becomes part of the community, with singing, dancing and everyone loving it. At the end of the scene, have the music fade and the lights dim around everyone except Smurfette who has a sinister look on her face. Fade to black.

    Cut to next day, the Smurfberry Harvest is lost, everyone is upset. Smurfette fears being outed, but no one suspects her. She returns to Gargamel, who treats her like crap because he's too busy trying to use the Smurfberries to become immortal or make gold or something. She realizes that the Smurfs actually accept her for who she is, while her creator treats her like a tool. She confesses to the Smurfs, Angry Smurf and a few others are upset, but she tells them the plan to get the Smurfberries back. They do, Gargamel's plan is defeated, the Smurf's celebrate and make Smurfette one of their own and everyone has a huge dance, probably to some recent pop song of some crap.
     
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    I want them to address the age-old question as to whether or not Smurfs lay eggs. I mean, if Smurfette is the only girl Smurf they have to, right?
     
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  15. Trippysmurf

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    Smurfs don't lay eggs.I won't tell you this again. Papa Smurf has a fucking beard. They're mammals!
     
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  16. Lien

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    And fortunately, 24 and 21failed at being nerd. If they read the books, they would know that the smurfs were all brought to life by a stork. Seriously!

    Well, except for Smurfette, who, just like Trippysmurf's scipt said, was created by this guy:
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    And the baby smurfs? They were adults who fell down in a time machine.
    24 and 21 failed their nerd license. They must re-pass it next year.


    ...Oh and that pic? Yeah, that's how Gargamel will be in the movie...


    Want another mind blower?
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    Guest starring Hillary Clinton
     
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  17. kingg5

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    OMG it looks just like him
     
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