My Mate Brett...

MattAY

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I'm so lucky to have met,
such a lovely man we get,
My Mate Brett.

My Mate Brett,
is certainly not a vet,
but I'm always willing to pet,
My Mate Brett.

My Mate Brett,
on his birthday you can bet,
he'll wank to porn from the net,
My Mate Brett.

Write a poem to Brett today on his birthday! Happy Birthday!!

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Roses are Brazilian
Violets are Japanese
Who cares about Brett's birthday
Here's a Japanese chick on her knees.

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I'm certain about Bret,
He'll have many drinks
But I didn't see a thread,
For our pal Links

Happy b-day Bret and belated b-day Links!
 
Happy birthday Brett, happy late birthday Links.

The following poem is for one of you, you can fight over who.
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Those pics at the start, I can't compete with that and those gals are all you need. Happy birthday Brett.

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