My Mate Brett...

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  1. MattAY

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    I'm so lucky to have met,
    such a lovely man we get,
    My Mate Brett.

    My Mate Brett,
    is certainly not a vet,
    but I'm always willing to pet,
    My Mate Brett.

    My Mate Brett,
    on his birthday you can bet,
    he'll wank to porn from the net,
    My Mate Brett.

    Write a poem to Brett today on his birthday! Happy Birthday!!

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    Sorry what was the question?
     
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  3. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    Roses are Brazilian
    Violets are Japanese
    Who cares about Brett's birthday
    Here's a Japanese chick on her knees.

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  4. UghRochester

    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    I'm certain about Bret,
    He'll have many drinks
    But I didn't see a thread,
    For our pal Links

    Happy b-day Bret and belated b-day Links!
     
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  5. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    Hahahahaha.
     
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    Happy birthday dude.
     
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    Happy birthday Brett, happy late birthday Links.

    The following poem is for one of you, you can fight over who.
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  10. Sourdeez

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    OMG YES Paradox!
     
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  11. Master_Craig

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    Happy birthday Brett!
     
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    Happy birthday. Let's rave.

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    Those pics at the start, I can't compete with that and those gals are all you need. Happy birthday Brett.

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    Happy Birthday!

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    Hot!
     
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    Whooo birthday!
     
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    Happy birthday Bret!
     
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  18. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    No. Happy Birthday to you!
     
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    Hi Brett! Happy birthday!
     
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  20. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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