Mapping controls

[used44]

Let's team up and map controls to a game. A completely undefined game that doesn't exist. Everyone choose one button on, let's say, an Xbox 360 pad (though a PS3 pad would be basically the same). Then we'll see what type of game we made. THIS IS HOW GAMES ARE MADE. Trust me.

I'm calling dibs on the right trigger, and mapping it to the Levitate function. I can't think of a single game that wouldn't be improved by this.



So far:

RT = Levitate

 

[KoalaRainbowPoop]

i call dibs on the up button to fire your gun just to annoy people

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Dibs on the right stick. You shoot Aloe Vera in whatever direction you point it.

 

[madster111]

Left Trigger is used for glaring at your enemy.

If you have a more bad-ass glare than them, and hold it for long enough, their head asplodes.

 

[MattAY]

A button is MINE!

Conventionally, it'd be jump. But I'm going for "catapult"

You rocket yourself into the direction you're facing! I mean real impressive speed too...fuck yeah.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Y Button = Mexican Hat Dance

 

[MattAY]

I am. I am. I am. Dancing round the Mexican hat!

 

[schimmel]

I call the Right Bumper (RB). It will control Ice Skate power. Wherever you are when you press it your character sprouts ice skates that can go over anything.

 

[Kijan]

X button = Palmface

Show your true feelings!

 

[keepithowitis]

Left stick is for moving around!!!

Right, guys? Right?

 

[JCvgluvr]

LB increases your boobs to maximum width and girth.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

LB increases your boobs to maximum width and girth.

LB causes insane back problems...and what if you're a man?

Oh, nevermind, I think I already know the come backs.

 

[MattAY]

Wait...WAIT!

Start = Pause!

That was a close one.

 

[miak757]

Select = Plays a random SFX meme.

 

[JCvgluvr]

LB increases your boobs to maximum width and girth.

LB causes insane back problems...and what if you're a man?

Oh, nevermind, I think I already know the come backs.

Surprise! It turns out the main character was a girl the entire time, and she's posing in a bikini at the end screen! Cool, huh?

 

[madster111]

I want Right on the D-Pad.

It will be the main action button, used to open doors and such.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Surprise! It turns out the main character was a girl the entire time, and she's posing in a bikini at the end screen! Cool, huh?

Classic, gotta love Metroid...