MANIC MAY MAGNIFICENCE: Champion Proclaimed

[Delorean88]

BATMAN

Honestly only the beginning of that was funny

Also Batman's Boobs

 

[Lien]

Batcake

 

[Bretimus_v2]

He's the Batman. He's a human that gets to hang with a bunch super-powered heroes. He's dark while not being murderous. And has some of the best series that DC (and even Marvel) have to offer. Was it really a question as to whether he could beat the flux capacitro? No. Nevermind a simple invention that allowed a Delorean to travel through time. It's not that big a deal. Move along. Batman by 12-5.

Cake vs. Boobs? Yeah, I'll just say this. Cake didn't stand a chance. I mean, really? This would've been a huge upset. I'm pretty sure the internet would've rejected our presence had that happened. Boobs by 13-4.



Next round

Match 1
French Toast

vs.

A brand new Sharpie before the tip gets all dull

Match 2
That relaxing feeling you get after taking a dump or piss

vs.

Longo's Guns

 

[WickedLiquid]

BATMAN

Honestly only the beginning of that was funny

Too bad, Superman and Batman talking about their adventures always cracks me up.

Sharpie
Longo's guns

 

[danielrbischoff]

FUCKING FRENCH TOAST IF IT DOESN'T WIN I'M BANNING YOU ALL
and... the relaxing feeling.

 

[daverabbit]

French Toast (out of fear of a mad man with power)
the relaxing feeling

 

[UrbanMasque]

French Toast (out of fear of a mad man with power)
the relaxing feeling

 

[WickedLiquid]

French Toast is gay, I hate it so- BANNED

 

[UghRochester]

f****** FRENCH TOAST IF IT DOESN'T WIN I'M BANNING YOU ALL
and... the relaxing feeling.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Just want to point out that Sharpies beat out Dan's birthday. There's more to his love of French Toast...y'all don't know how deep the conspiracy goes.

French Toast
Longo and his magnificent guns

 

[Green_Lantern]

French Toast
Longo and his magnificent guns

 

[Lien]

sharpie
and the feeeeeeeling....

 

[used44]

Sharpies
Relaxing shits

 

[LinksOcarina]

Sharpies

Longos 2 guns...because fuck, I don't want to talk about shitting....

 

[danielrbischoff]

Just want to point out that Sharpies beat out Dan's birthday. There's more to his love of French Toast...y'all don't know how deep the conspiracy goes.

French Toast
Longo and his magnificent guns

My anger came out of hunger... I didn't even realize sharpies beat my b-day....

sharpies though... really?

 

[Longo_2_guns]

French Toast
Longo and his magnificent guns

 

[MattAY]

French Toast - Sharpies are over-rated.

Longos Guns. But that was a tough choice soely because of that picture haha!

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Do you know how hard it is to find a worthy picture? Especially when you have to toe a line?

 

[MattAY]

Haha I cant even imagine! But you're doing a stellar job my friend - keep at it.

 

[De-Ting]

French Toast - Sharpies are over-rated.

Longos Guns. But that was a tough choice soely because of that picture haha!