MANIC MAY MAGNIFICENCE: Champion Proclaimed

[MattAY]

Duke Ferris
Penis

 

[used44]

Music penis

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Skin flute?

Tunes
dong

 

[De-Ting]

Look, we all love Duke, but I just had an awesome music chill this morning, and it has been sooo long since I've had a shot of Duke, so...chills.

Happenis.

 

[LinksOcarina]

ITS FUCKING DUKE!

and Penis.

 

[UrbanMasque]

ITS f****** DUKE!
.

As soon as I saw someone nominate duke ferris, I saw this happening. I guess he gets an instant pass to the finals because he's Duke. Why have any of these face-offs if a Duke vote should be automatic.

To all of you loyalists... please look into the red light.

 

[Chris_Crime]

dUKE!

 

[WickedLiquid]

The chills you get when you listen to awesome music

Salivary amylase

 

[Kijan]

Skin flute?

Can you play it?

Duke.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Things get heated! Duke is undisputably awesome. He created this website. He had epic Manifestos, especially in regards to Jack Thompson. He built this habitat for our inhumanity. But music is a powerful force a force that can be felt both through this website and beyond! Music created the universe according to the Silmarillion. Music has given us the chills. Music by 9-7.

Be honest. Salivary amylase is necessary for digestion, but it's just not that awesome. How did this get through to the 2nd Round. Here I thought we were all taking this thing way to serious and then I realize we have a match up between spit and a wang? Jeez. Penis by 12-2.

Next Round!


Match 1
Being a dude

vs.

Headphones

Match 2
Beer

vs.

Martini

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Being a dude
Martini

Because there's nothing better than wearing a suit at a nice casino or bar and sipping on vermouth and gin (because vodka's for pussies.)

You ever see a girl savor and enjoy a good gin martini? No. I thought I did once, but it was a transvestite. But any old bitch can drink beer.

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Dude
Prohibition Abstain!

 

[daverabbit]

Dude
Beer

Because I am any old b****

 

[danielrbischoff]

dude, beer...

 

[UrbanMasque]

Dude
Beer

 

[madster111]

dude, beer...

 

[MattAY]

Dude
Beer

Beer is for men. Beer is for real women who dont wear too much make-up. For some reason I like girls who like to drink beer.

 

[madster111]

For some reason I like girls who like to drink beer.

You better not be turning chav on us mate.

 

[UghRochester]

Dude
Beer

Beer is for men. Beer is for real women who dont wear too much make-up. For some reason I like girls.

Fix'd and my votes

 

[MattAY]

Worst fix ever. It wasnt even insulting...just so meh.

Level up Ugh, LEVEL UP!