danielrbischoff
Rookie
Everyone telling you to get a beard is wrong. How do I know?
Please, that shit looks messed up on you. You're chiseled jaw and round-the-clock-shadow would eventually take over London if it grew out into a beard.
And frankly, the hair doesn't need to change either. What are you going to do, dye it? I don't think so:
No no no no no. This is all wrong. Obviously we're going to have to turn to the queen of style, Lady Gaga. She sent over these pearl glasses to wear. Look at how they bring out your eyes!
You know that look really suits you, but I don't think it does enough. You need to really spread your wings and fly because you're a superstar, we all know it, you know it, you're mom knows it. Let's go all out with this, Gaga, hit it:
Your new look! Wow! Uhhh, have fun with that. I hope you don't live near any dogs or... other human beings because life can get pretty difficult when you wear this out.
Please, that shit looks messed up on you. You're chiseled jaw and round-the-clock-shadow would eventually take over London if it grew out into a beard.
And frankly, the hair doesn't need to change either. What are you going to do, dye it? I don't think so:
No no no no no. This is all wrong. Obviously we're going to have to turn to the queen of style, Lady Gaga. She sent over these pearl glasses to wear. Look at how they bring out your eyes!
You know that look really suits you, but I don't think it does enough. You need to really spread your wings and fly because you're a superstar, we all know it, you know it, you're mom knows it. Let's go all out with this, Gaga, hit it:
Your new look! Wow! Uhhh, have fun with that. I hope you don't live near any dogs or... other human beings because life can get pretty difficult when you wear this out.