An important invitation
Hello fellow internet dwellers. I am an ambassador from one of the internet's currently most powerful online army's. We too have decided to wage war on T4C as their faggotry is unacceptable. We have declared war and subsequently victory on many a foe in the past and we recently tested our abilities against T4C and our attack is very effective. We are staving off our blitzkrieg for a day or so until we have some more firepower though.
We have already gathered all the intel we need and have a few soldiers embedded in the forum making a reputation for themselves to be our spies.
The reason I come today is to invite all of you to join us in our conquest. Victory will be shared amongst all those who participate. However, this is not an invitation to join our community permanently, as we often have problems with unwanted members fagging it up. After the war is won, you may stick around if you fit in well though.
There are some rules that must be followed:
1. We do not mention our HQ for any reason whatsoever. That is why I am not going to post it here (as you have already been contacted by Randy Ross).
2. WE DO NOT MENTION OUR HQ EVER
3. Scientologists did it. Stick to the story. We want to start a religious war here.
4. If you share any screenshots, blur names out. Even if you aren't sure whether it is one of us or one of their legit members. When in doubt, blur it out.
And don't go jumping to conclusions about who we are. You don't know. I can guarantee that if you run to the site you think we are from and try to post about it, your thread will be deleted and you may be banned. If you want to join, you must email me at snip. Include your profile name here so that I can check your validity. I'm going to assume that established members here are trustworthy, but I don't want to post our HQ here since you have had contact with T4C in the past.
Thank you for your consideration. Lets get out there and free the world from ignorance!
Ghoul