http://www.teens-4-christ.org/

[JCD]

^Great Link.

Here are some of the most ignorant and downright stupid remarks ever made on forums such as teens4christ::
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"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."
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"Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is. "
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"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]"
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"Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

Scary, isn't it?"
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These were pulled from the list of top 100 fundie posts. The full list can be found here.

 

[Guan_Yu]

^^^:shock: :shock: :shock:

....Shit, I'm gonna go have to fuck a hooker to get over that one.

 

[malakian]

this is my absolute favourite:

"as for my beliefs, yeah, i'll keep on believing them. in regard to your statements, why would i abandon what i believe? there is so much evidence to it's validity....there's more evidence to the truth of the Bible than to the existence of adolf hitler, incidentally."

 

[KurtCobain94]

JCD....that is without a doubt, a top 5 funny moment in my life. I'm trying to wipe the tears away from my eyes...

Oh God....

 

[JCD]

JCD....that is without a doubt, a top 5 funny moment in my life. I'm trying to wipe the tears away from my eyes...

Oh God....

I know. It took me about ten minutes to post them, I was laughing constantly.

 

[malakian]

here is Bro. Randy again:

"In the passage from Acts, there are all kinds of animals. Clearly it is not a sin to eat meat.

The question, however, is whether it is a sin to not eat meat. I believe it is. We need to eat a balanced, healthy diet and part of that balance is meat. Meat contains vitamins and minerals that we need to survive.

Besides, in my own observations, I have yet to see a vegetarian who actually looks like they are healthy and happy."

I am literally getting more and more of the mind that GR should have been the ones calling the FBI on this lunatic.

So far my taste in movies, music, diet, clothes, lifestyle, beliefs, and academic pursuits are all reading red on the Randy Ross Sin-O-Meter.

 

[KurtCobain94]

I haven't read the entire topic and have mainly avoided it thus far.

However, I went to the forum and realize something.

Internet fraud, internet vandalism, and bandwidth theft?

Spam, based on the nature of how it is done, should be protected under the first amendment. Clean spam, which has no curse words, and no pornography, should be no different text in a newspaper.

Not to mention the thought of the FBI taking the time to worry about something as trivial as spam on a message board in itself is laughable.

 

[TheNesMan]

I'm literally stunned by the quotes you have given JCD. That gravity one is making me cry, so ignorant.

 

[Silencer]

haha my friend showed me this site a while ago and we started to collect quotes from them. We were going to make a fortune cookie file for use with the linux 'fortune' program. I couldn't take reading through the site though so the project ceased pretty quickly.

I've often considered attempting to infiltrate the site by pretending to be a very devout and honest christian who just has a few questions. I've never been bored enough to waste the time though.

 

[Icepick]

it's becoming increasingly difficult to folow the word of god in some degree, and to have blind faith, when you have complete asshats running amuck around completley turning scripture around to suit their own vendettas, notably in the one topic (about the pants issue... "thou shall not wear pants?' wtf) he closed to the discussion by getting the final word in because someone didn;t agree with his statement on how christian rock is the devils music...

i really feel like denouncing my faith when it's people like randy who always seem to be the head of the voice for christians, this religion needs an enema and badly

 

[maca2kx]

here is Bro. Randy again:

"In the passage from Acts, there are all kinds of animals. Clearly it is not a sin to eat meat.

The question, however, is whether it is a sin to not eat meat. I believe it is. We need to eat a balanced, healthy diet and part of that balance is meat. Meat contains vitamins and minerals that we need to survive.

Besides, in my own observations, I have yet to see a vegetarian who actually looks like they are healthy and happy."

I am literally getting more and more of the mind that GR should have been the ones calling the FBI on this lunatic.

So far my taste in movies, music, diet, clothes, lifestyle, beliefs, and academic pursuits are all reading red on the Randy Ross Sin-O-Meter.

It's funny that Randy's perfectly happy in using the fact that we 'need' meat to have a healthy diet to make not eating meat a sin when, I'm willing to bet, that he's unwilling to use the same logic that we need to have sex in order to procreate, we need to go to more places than just his fascist boards to obtain worldly knowledge and we need to do something other than praise God and regurgitate the bible to entertain ourselves.

Sam

 

[LinksOcarina]

*sigh*

this is getting to creepy....you know. That whole Athiest triade was distrubing yet funny at the same time....and frankly... I am not sure if I should be laughing or crying at that.

Good job JCD .

 

[derekk]

http://www.fstdt.com/top100.asp
Fucking hilarious.

"[In response to, "I will never stop using my brain. That way lies blind obedience."]

"Blind obedience" is exactly what we should be doing."

"There is truly nothing new under the sun- these atheist liberal dolts think they're being novel in their approach to villify Christianity? Here's a wake-up call God-Deniers- you've failed for centuries and will continue to fail right up until the point the Christ returns to paint the streets with your spilled blood."

"i have not read all these replies.. but the way i see it with the Big bang is... if the big bang happened, why are we not see lots of life created in Iraq with all the bangs going off there?"

"You know, its because of evolution that we have Earth Day. I'm againat Earth Day. If you look at the purpose and reason behind Earth Day, its satanic. People want you to think that we're in some way obligated to cleaning up the earth."

"Just wait till the United States becomes a CHRISTIAN nation again. We will get rid of public schools, put kids back in church schools the way it was at thye beggining of our nation. Abortion, Homosexuality,new-age mumbo jumbo, False Religions such as Mormons, Jehovahs witnesses, Catholics, Jews, Kawanza, Halloween will be all abolished when this nation once again becomes a Christian nation as it was intended.

"I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it."

"How can anyone beleive we evolved from monkeys heres a few questions for people who beleive that
1.If we did evolve from monkeys then how come babies arent born monkeys
2.Even Darwin said his theories were wrong before he died so why do you still believe them
3.do you really not believe the bible it says we were created in seven days not millions of years
4.how come we cant speak monkey
Just for a fact ape like creatures are monkeys Just in case certain people get on this thread"

"Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this."

 

[Typewriter]

I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.

:lol:

His logic is flawless. :roll:

 

[KurtCobain94]

I love this guy. Honestly...I wish he was my dad.

 

[maca2kx]

"I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it."

That's the most I've ever laughed at an internet message board.

Sam

 

[KurtCobain94]

Ok. I debated about making that a new quote of the moment since Bro Randy is not an actual member here. However, I couldn't resist.

 

[maca2kx]

Ok. I debated about making that a new quote of the moment since Bro Randy is not an actual member here. However, I couldn't resist.

Perhaps he's not a member here but if you look back through this topic you'll see the Lord informed him of the heinous plot to take down his message board. He even threatened to prosecute the proponents of the proposition with theft of bandwidth! Oh noes!

Sam

 

[TheNesMan]

"I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it."

That's the most I've ever laughed at an internet message board.

Sam

My god that's absolutely hilarious irony right there.

 

[maca2kx]

[EDIT] In response to Bro. Randy's plagiarism claims I've decided to fully reference my sources.

"There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least."

(Quote obtained from here.) Wonderful logic, wonderful ammo against fundamentalism too.

[EDIT]Someone please explain this to me, it's making my brain leak.

"I appreciate your recommendation, and it is intriguing, but as a pro-lifer, I cannot support an organization that is opposed to the death penalty."

(Quote obtained from here)

Sam