Congrats, it's your birthday, you'll care less and less every year, beginning at the age of 21, which is why i suggest we implement new birthday milestones.
everyone knows 21 = beer, 18 = right to vote, 16 = cigarettes, and 12 = sex (ahem, Longo. *tips hat*), but why not 25 = first happy ending or 58 = first 18 year old prostitute? (ahem, Longo. *tips hat*)
We need to keep life spicy, and this is how. Urban, instead of a gift, I ALS challenge you to add new birthday laws to the american culture. something something rambling off into the shadows now etc etc blargh
