Dirty Dirty Store

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Ever been to a porno shop?

  1. Thats what i have the internet for Rtard!

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  1. KILLERB00TSMAN

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    I don't think I've ever been to a 'porno shop' what ever that is, but I do normally visit Camouflage a downtown Santa Cruz exotic lingerie store. It's got a back room where they sell a bunch of distasteful porno's a few art books dildos, vibrators, pocket rockets, glass dildo's, lube, blow up dolls, edible panties, strap-on's, and gag balls.

    As for my first 'porno,' I actually bought one on my 18th birthday in SF's Japan Town. Okay, so it wasn't a porno it was a hentai. I never understood why I bought the hentai, when it's all over the web. I guess there's something exciting about buying it and owning it. Plus its really perverted when you carry it on the bus in a little plastic baggie and nobody knows what's really inside it, besides you of course. That's the fun part.
     
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  2. grandmagoodtimes

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    ^^ Wow, I just saw the creation of a pervert.
     
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  3. TheNesMan

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    Rofl hahahaha.
     
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  4. NjNakedSnake

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    How do you read porn?
     
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  5. LinksOcarina

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    One word at a time.
     
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  6. NjNakedSnake

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    huck huck huck....
     
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  7. FrozenBacon

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    I never been into a porn shop before as I am not into all that extra kinky shit. I never brought a porno either as there is an abundance of that stuff for free all over the net.

    There is such a thing called erotic literature.
     
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  8. NjNakedSnake

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    And I thought nothing could be sadder than porn.
     
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  9. FrozenBacon

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    Pfft, there is nothing sad about porn. If you aren't a prude, you will watch porn sometime in your life.

    Now real dolls are sad. Well, unless they put lifelike A.I. on them and have them look like your celebrity of choice like in futurama. Then it will be totally awesome
     
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  10. maca2kx

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    Fine line Frozen but given that the website has an 18 years old or over clause I'm going to say it shouldn't be linked here.

    Sam
     
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  11. used44

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    When I said "reading" I should have said "looking at."

    I meant magazines - Playboy, Hustler, what have you.
     
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  12. SkaRobot

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    african shemales, bridgette the midget, what have you
     
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  13. TheNesMan

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    Everything is sadder than porn because porn is in fact not sad at all!
     
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  14. SkaRobot

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    porn is happy if any emotion!
     
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    Zing! You got that right!
     
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