Dirty Dirty Store

[SkaRobot]

So today i walked into my first porn shop. Seeing how I've been 18 for 10 days, figured it was time to take that rite of passage. I found 2 playboys for 3 dollars, because theyre like 10 years old and never sold. i feel really accomplished. any thoughts, stories you guys wanna share? oh. i also made the mistake of asking the salesman what kind of weirdos he gets in here, and he quickly replied "ever look in a mirror?" They're a sarcastic people, those distributors of the dirty.

that was me walking in

as i looked around, my face went from to :shock: alot.

 

[used44]

Yes but all I bought were some fancy condoms. I'm not really into readind/watching porn, and yes, that's what the internets is for.

Had some weird shit in their for sure. And some weird customers.

 

[MrHimashi]

About 2 years ago, a few weeks after I turned 18 a bunch of my friends and I went on a road trip and stopped at some random adult book store.. and yeah I baught a magazine that was like 75 cents called amazing asians.. ahahah

 

[MikeyVassallo]

Where is the "i've been but not often" option...

 

[Icepick]

just to buy a gag mag for my friends 18th birthday, we all got some variety of smut and slapped it all over his locker before he got there for school

mine was from a magazine called brutal insertions..

 

[piracer]

You know... ive never thought about going into a sex shop.

Hmmmmm.....

 

[grandmagoodtimes]

I've been to one once. I went into the secret "back room" where they had all the toys. A couple was in there with one of the workers. Needless to say, I think they picked something out and had an interesting night.

 

[maca2kx]

/\ I don't want to know how you know about their night.

Sam

 

[grandmagoodtimes]

/\ I don't want to know how you know about their night.

Sam

I went back a week later and bought the video.

 

[TheNesMan]

About 2 years ago, a few weeks after I turned 18 a bunch of my friends and I went on a road trip and stopped at some random adult book store.. and yeah I baught a magazine that was like 75 cents called amazing asians.. ahahah

You're 20? What the hell?

 

[DocMoc]

just to buy a gag mag for my friends 18th birthday, we all got some variety of smut and slapped it all over his locker before he got there for school

mine was from a magazine called brutal insertions..

How'd he like that?

 

[used44]

/\ I don't want to know how you know about their night.

Sam

I went back a week later and bought the video.

hahahaha! Bravo!

 

[MrHimashi]

About 2 years ago, a few weeks after I turned 18 a bunch of my friends and I went on a road trip and stopped at some random adult book store.. and yeah I baught a magazine that was like 75 cents called amazing asians.. ahahah

You're 20? What the hell?

Key word is about, maybe I exaggerated a bit.. I'll be 20 in 3 months

 

[SkaRobot]

they had a backroom for the toys? those things were all over the place. actually, it was pretty cool how they had the actual cast made from Total Recall from the set signed by the Governator. of course im talking about the 3 boob cast. you guys know what im talkin about. It looked pretty real, if racks came with triplets.

 

[Enigma]

A porn store as in a sex shop or adult store? If so yes, but not for porn. Why buy porn when I can get it for free on the internet. I visit adult stores for toys and gadgets and fun things.

 

[TheNesMan]

About 2 years ago, a few weeks after I turned 18 a bunch of my friends and I went on a road trip and stopped at some random adult book store.. and yeah I baught a magazine that was like 75 cents called amazing asians.. ahahah

You're 20? What the hell?

Key word is about, maybe I exaggerated a bit.. I'll be 20 in 3 months

3 months is nothing when i thought you were like 17.

 

[MrHimashi]

About 2 years ago, a few weeks after I turned 18 a bunch of my friends and I went on a road trip and stopped at some random adult book store.. and yeah I baught a magazine that was like 75 cents called amazing asians.. ahahah

You're 20? What the hell?

Key word is about, maybe I exaggerated a bit.. I'll be 20 in 3 months

3 months is nothing when i thought you were like 17.

I'm not sure if I should be taking this as an insult or what...

:roll:

 

[kmg0]

Some pretty shady people walk into the porn shops where I live. Trench coats n all.

 

[Nefro]

Fuck porn, I go to head shops for pipes, bongs, or cigarettes.

 

[LinksOcarina]

I just don't feel like going into one...

I need to have the real thing.