Best jokes off the top of your head typed in 20 seconds

[Optimus-Crime]

retard can't get bus ride
his mom is angry
tells him to wait and jump
bus runs over
why?
"he Ws Makin Fun HE'S RETARDED TOO

 

[UrbanMasque]

How long does it take to tell a joke?

Just about twenty seco

 

[MattAY]

This topic

HAH!

 

[Optimus-Crime]

Ooof, depressing.

 

[De-Ting]

A man walks into a bar and falls over unconscious.

 

[Optimus-Crime]

Evolve Media, LLC. *Ba Dum Tss*

 

[Sourdeez]

My favorite networking comic. Shout out to my fellow network engineers and students.

 

[De-Ting]

My favorite networking comic. Shout out to my fellow network engineers and students.

I get it!

 

[WickedLiquid]

Then Wonder Woman said "what the hell was that?"
To which The Invisible Man replies "I don't know but it hurt!"

 

[WickedLiquid]

Hey, oh! 20 seconds? I didn't know you were having sex