Best jokes off the top of your head typed in 20 seconds

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    retard can't get bus ride
    his mom is angry
    tells him to wait and jump
    bus runs over
    why?
    "he Ws Makin Fun HE'S RETARDED TOO
     
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    How long does it take to tell a joke?

    Just about twenty seco
     
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    This topic

    HAH!
     
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    Ooof, depressing.
     
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    A man walks into a bar and falls over unconscious.
     
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    Evolve Media, LLC. *Ba Dum Tss*
     
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    My favorite networking comic. Shout out to my fellow network engineers and students.
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    I get it!
     
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    Then Wonder Woman said "what the hell was that?"
    To which The Invisible Man replies "I don't know but it hurt!"
     
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    Hey, oh! 20 seconds? I didn't know you were having sex

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