Best jokes off the top of your head typed in 20 seconds

retard can't get bus ride
his mom is angry
tells him to wait and jump
bus runs over
why?
"he Ws Makin Fun HE'S RETARDED TOO

 

How long does it take to tell a joke?

Just about twenty seco

 

Ooof, depressing.

 

A man walks into a bar and falls over unconscious.

 

Evolve Media, LLC. *Ba Dum Tss*

 

My favorite networking comic. Shout out to my fellow network engineers and students.

 

I get it!

 

Then Wonder Woman said "what the hell was that?"
To which The Invisible Man replies "I don't know but it hurt!"

 

Hey, oh! 20 seconds? I didn't know you were having sex