Dear Gman,
I hate you, I hate you so much that it keeps me up late at night while I ponder new and revolutionary ways to hate you. My hatred for you goes so far, so beyond far that it esplodes my mind fibers. When I wake up in the morning and my two young, innocent kids ask me "Daddy, what's for breakfast?" I yell out; "I HATE YOU GMAN!!". They then proceed to cry asking me who Gman is and why I hate him so much. I got divorced because I hate you so much, my dog died, my goldfish turned over and my pet pig I keep in the backyard turned into bacon on the spot. It cannot be controlled, when I see a baby passing by me on the street, I have to kick it because I hate YOU so much!
With All The Hatred of 1 Million Al-Qaeda Terrorists Flying Jumbo Jets,
Daddio
P.S. STOP STEALING MY AVATARD!!!