Solve this mystery

[Wes]

A man walks into a room, flicks on a light switch and sees something terrible. Instead of calling the police, he is so upset with what he has done that he jumps out a window and kills himself.

By only asking yes or no questions, try to solve this mystery. What happened here?

 

[used44]

Does he die immediately upon hitting the ground?

 

[Sourdeez]

Did he shit the bed with a date still in it?

 

[Wes]

Does he die immediately upon hitting the ground?

Yes

Did he shit the bed with a date still in it?

....

No

 

[WickedLiquid]

Did he kill someone?

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Did he see a dead body?

 

[De-Ting]

Did he meet Dan, posing as a hot 18-year-old coed, on the internet and give him his address telling him to get naked and surprise him in bed?

 

[Lien]

Did he realized he was a republican who voted for obama instead of romney?

 

[Wes]

Did he kill someone?

Yes

Did he see a dead body?

Yes

If anyone thinks they know the story share it and I'l te you if you're right or wrong.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Did he see his dead wife?

 

[Wes]

Did he see his dead wife?

No

 

[WickedLiquid]

Was he related to the dead body?

 

[Wes]

Was he related to the dead body?

No

 

[Mod-Chip]

Was sex involved?

 

[Wes]

Was sex involved?

No

 

[UghRochester]

Did this happen in the United States?

 

[Lien]

Is the dead body someone popular?

 

[Wes]

Did this happen in the United States?

Irrelevant

Is the dead body someone popular?

No

Take a look at everything I said because it is all important to figuring out the mystery.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Was the dead body someone that he killed?

 

[Wes]

Was the dead body someone that he killed?

Yes