UghRochester
https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester
Diarrhea?MattAY said:
Mods feel free to close this thread
Since he has just be DYING to tell us...
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lokness
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rofl the last 6 posts or so are pretty vile.
Speaking of DUIs etc etc, i got pulled over once in one of those 'random' breath tests. i was on my way home from picking up my sister from school when i was asked to blow into the little tube thingies. i dont drink so i knew i was good and drove off after i had blown into it, no confirmation
yeah thats right. im a baller i dont need no officer to tell me im fine. after i left him in the dust my sister told me i was an idiot for driving off apparently he was smiling and stunned at the arrogance and told me i was 'good' but before he could tell me i was already down the road.
pretty gangster right?
Speaking of DUIs etc etc, i got pulled over once in one of those 'random' breath tests. i was on my way home from picking up my sister from school when i was asked to blow into the little tube thingies. i dont drink so i knew i was good and drove off after i had blown into it, no confirmation
yeah thats right. im a baller i dont need no officer to tell me im fine. after i left him in the dust my sister told me i was an idiot for driving off apparently he was smiling and stunned at the arrogance and told me i was 'good' but before he could tell me i was already down the road.
pretty gangster right?
madster111
Rookie
I'm surprised he didn't chase your ass down and beat you silly.
speedobandit
Rookie
Before you know it, he will be shotting hookers because video games say it's ok.
schimmel
Rookie
UghRochester said:
I know this has probably been analyzed already but I no has interwebz at my house so I just saw this now. All I can say is MORON. And 10 cans will make most people (unless they're borderline alcoholics) vomit, especially if you drank all 10 in an hour. That's 6 minutes/beer and the human body can only really process one drink per hour, two in the first hour. Ugh, you fail.
And maybe talk to a lawyer or something, I don't know what the fines are for underage drinking but I know that you're dumb.
Bretimus_v2
So tired.
So Ugh, is this the outcome you were looking to get from the GR forum?
Let me just start by saying, "Tard". I will now finish by saying some other things. First, this has helped me understand your posts a great deal. Second, if you were my kid, you would have a lot more than the moniker Drunkie. There's f-ups, then there is this. Stupid decision heaped on stupid decision. Sigh, have fun explaining that to future employers.
Let me just start by saying, "Tard". I will now finish by saying some other things. First, this has helped me understand your posts a great deal. Second, if you were my kid, you would have a lot more than the moniker Drunkie. There's f-ups, then there is this. Stupid decision heaped on stupid decision. Sigh, have fun explaining that to future employers.
UghRochester
https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester
Well, I only posted "I was busted for underage drinking" three times in various spots of the site before this thread was made. I didn't actually intend Stal would create this thread. Also, I already knew I was a dumbass (I swear I may have mentioned it in my story somewhere). I wasn't going to share my night, but since I knew I would get insulted anyhow, I figured I would share the story for the simple pleasure of amusement.Bretimus_v2 said:
Bretimus_v2
So tired.
Well, the fact that you dropped hints three times was begging for attention, like a teenage girl repeatedly asking if she's prettier than every other girl you see together.
But in all truth, best of luck.
But in all truth, best of luck.
Bretimus_v2
So tired.
Even prettier than Stal with his magnificent man-beard?
trust_no_one
Rookie
maca2kx said:
Inches, bro. Monitors, TVs, it's inches that's used not feet.
:roll:
Bretimus_v2
So tired.
You're obviously not in his income bracket, where they measure by the foot.
Bretimus_v2
So tired.
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