What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball?

[Shaft]

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYO

seriously though can't wait to see him on Oprah

 

[MattAY]

Just got this email from my workmate:

Most recent picture of Tiger Woods...

She used a 9 Iron

 

[Chris_Crime]

um.. something like
Other golfers are already calling Elin for tips. ...on beating tiger.

TY TY

 

[WickedLiquid]

How many beers can Tiger Woods drink before he drives?
Just enough to make intoxication an excuse for his driving.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Happy Gilmore?
Woods can no longer go to his happy place to relieve stress.

Why didn't Tiger Woods' wife suspect him of having a secert girlfriend?
Because she figured he was always busy playing with balls.

 

[UghRochester]

Why does Tiger wears two pairs of pants?
Because there's a hole in one.

 

[UghRochester]

Edit: Please delete me, my PSP screwed me

 

[UghRochester]

Edit: When I said PSP screwed me, I didn't mean sexually. I meant it posted multiple times.

 

[UghRochester]

Edit: Ok well, my PSP ended up screwing me anyhow...

 

[miak757]

Ugh, stop being a idiot.

 

[LinksOcarina]

^ This doesn't have anything to do with his game, Links. It has to with AMERICA. We've been building Tiger up for so long, its time we crucify him! Because that's just the way we do things around here.

eh, w/e. I won't crucify him because I guess I see no point in it. Enjoy your fun though.

 

[lokness]

Obviously the car is much larger and heavier than a golf ball. please lock this troll thread.

 

[DocMoc]

Lion Cheetah.

Excellent word play.

 

[MattAY]

Obviously the car is much larger and heavier than a golf ball. please lock this troll thread.

I lol'd like a hyena from Lion King.

 

[Chris_Crime]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV85rD0gfqo

ha

 

[UghRochester]

Ugh, stop being a idiot.

Arghh!!! Darn PSP, mods please start deleting that filth.

 

[MattAY]

^ Turn it into a funny editing flurry...

I await the results!...Do it....NOW!

 

[MikeyVassallo]

I am just so used to ignoring his posts that I didn't even realize it was the same post over and over.

 

[Chris_Crime]

Personally I don't care about his affairs or marriage life, why would I, but another woman came forward bringing the tally up to 4. Tiger's an idiot. How could he not see they were setting him up? What a fucking idiot. They are hot though. Well, 2 of them are.