Dont know if he'll see this since he HASN'T BEEN HERE FOR FUCKING AGES.... But Happy Birthday Schimmel! Your gifts consist of: Some ginger... Stephen Fry delivering your cake...and of course... Your very own Asian!! Look at those beautiful, sparkly eyes *o* ENJOY!
Happy Birthday. Jesus, Matt. How do Asian women not run the other way screaming when they see you coming? more rapes under his belt than a japanese tentacle monster
Thanks guys, it's nice to see I'm still remembered around here! Just so you know though, just because I haven't been posting doesn't mean I haven't been reading. I just haven't really had anything I've felt like posting lately. Anyway, you guys rock. Look out for random comments from me, they do happen on occasion!
^ You wouldn't need a calculator. But unfortunately you'd still have to drive yourself everywhere. http://www.hiyoooo.com/