Two socks. Two pizzas. Two girls. And of course....2 FUCKING GUNS!! FUCK YEEEEAH!!! YEEEES!! HELL YEAAAAH!!!! YES!! YEEES!! .........What the FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!! YEEEEEEEESS!!!! OH HELL YES!!!! .... So to sum up - Happy Birthday Longo_2_Guns! May you have a fucking adrenaline-filled day full of cake and stuff. Oh, one more thing: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Coming this summer. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1272878/ It was the movie that was made for you Longo. Happy Birthday.
The '2 guns' part of your name is always the focus. My gift to you is a celebration in the day of...Longo. You start your day with a bike ride with cyclist Jeannie Longo You end your ride at the museum to go view an art exhibit by Robert Longo. While there, you meet fellow art enthusiast Major General Richard Longo. Before you go out on the town, you press play on Goodbye Horses and apply your favorite Vincent Longo SPF 12 baby balm lipstick... ...and put on your finest Stacy Longo eco-fashion. Walking through the park towards the film district, you trip over some...bone I guess? You dust yourself off and arrive at the premiere of actor Cody Longo's latest film. After the movie it's a birthday dinner at Longo's! At dinner, Cody introduces you to model Mariah Longo. You promptly show her your two guns... ...in public in a family establishment. Happy birthday, Longo!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               ▬▬▬▬Happy Birthday Longo                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Â
I got you some Spring Training tickets. Is it cool if I borrow them though? Cubs vs Giants in AZ. Thanks, you're the best.
Thanks guys. I'm currently too Irish to properly thank you, but I'll be sure to do that later tonight.
I totally just looked at the pictures and didn't read anything that was actually said. Happy birthday, man! Get slammed and pound some señoritas on all of our behalf! I would post you a gift of guns or Asian women or a two pack of toothpaste, but images into these forums are such a fucking pain in the ass from an iPhone. Just know that you have received an e-gift from Ol' Shaner.
As someone who turned 33 on his last, I'm legally obligated to say 'Fuck you'. That aside though, again, happy birthday!