Everything is better in twos.

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  1. MattAY

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    Two socks.

    Two pizzas.

    Two girls.

    And of course....2 FUCKING GUNS!!

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    FUCK YEEEEAH!!!

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    YEEEES!!

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    HELL YEAAAAH!!!!

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    YES!!

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    YEEES!!






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    .........What the FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!!





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    YEEEEEEEESS!!!!

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    OH HELL YES!!!!

    ....

    So to sum up - Happy Birthday Longo_2_Guns! May you have a fucking adrenaline-filled day full of cake and stuff.

    Oh, one more thing:

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    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!
     
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  2. De-Ting

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    Am I doing it right?
     
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  3. cyberjim2000

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    BAM!

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    Now you have TWO Asians. Happy Birthday, Longo.
     
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  5. Paradox

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    The '2 guns' part of your name is always the focus. My gift to you is a celebration in the day of...Longo.

    You start your day with a bike ride with cyclist Jeannie Longo
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    You end your ride at the museum to go view an art exhibit by Robert Longo.
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    While there, you meet fellow art enthusiast Major General Richard Longo.
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    Before you go out on the town, you press play on Goodbye Horses and apply your favorite Vincent Longo SPF 12 baby balm lipstick...
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    ...and put on your finest Stacy Longo eco-fashion.
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    Walking through the park towards the film district, you trip over some...bone I guess?
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    You dust yourself off and arrive at the premiere of actor Cody Longo's latest film.
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    After the movie it's a birthday dinner at Longo's!
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    At dinner, Cody introduces you to model Mariah Longo.
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    You promptly show her your two guns...
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    ...in public in a family establishment.
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    Happy birthday, Longo!
     
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                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   ▬▬▬▬Happy Birthday Longo
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  7. Strideout

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    What game is the 4th picture down on the first post?
     
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  8. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 So tired.

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    I got you some Spring Training tickets. Is it cool if I borrow them though? Cubs vs Giants in AZ.


    Thanks, you're the best.
     
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  10. Longo_2_guns

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    Thanks guys. I'm currently too Irish to properly thank you, but I'll be sure to do that later tonight.
     
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  11. Affen

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    Happy birthday Longo! I hope you have twice as much fun you usually have.
     
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  12. Strideout

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    I totally just looked at the pictures and didn't read anything that was actually said. Happy birthday, man! Get slammed and pound some señoritas on all of our behalf!

    I would post you a gift of guns or Asian women or a two pack of toothpaste, but images into these forums are such a fucking pain in the ass from an iPhone. Just know that you have received an e-gift from Ol' Shaner.
     
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  13. LinksOcarina

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    Happy birthday Longo, use your two guns responsibly!
     
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  14. UrbanMasque

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    2 chains for 2 guns
     
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  15. used44

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    Happy stuff!
     
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    Happy_birthday_Longo
     
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    Happy birthday dude!
     
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  18. Longo_2_guns

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    Also, fittingly enough, I'm turning 22.


    Man I'm old.
     
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  19. Paradox

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    As someone who turned 33 on his last, I'm legally obligated to say 'Fuck you'. That aside though, again, happy birthday!
     
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  20. UghRochester

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    Shit, I'll be 22 as well in May. Congrats for surviving this long.
     
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