[OT] Yearly drunken thread

This thread = genius!

Reporting for duty...

1:50pm PST in Philadelphia,
I'll be sure to post before I go to bed tonigt.
 
I'm in Vegas right now at the airport waiting for a flight to Honolulu. I have 5 hours. Trying to decide if I spend money on the slots, or if I blow it all at the bar.
 
NickKmet said:
I'm in Vegas right now at the airport waiting for a flight to Honolulu. I have 5 hours. Trying to decide if I spend money on the slots, or if I blow it all at the bar.
Saving it > Gambling > Prize machines > Alcohol and drugs
 
De-Ting said:
NickKmet said:
I'm in Vegas right now at the airport waiting for a flight to Honolulu. I have 5 hours. Trying to decide if I spend money on the slots, or if I blow it all at the bar.
Saving it > Gambling > Prize machines > Alcohol and drugs

Yeah, I'm actually doing some music homework instead. hahaha. sad. :(
 
NickKmet said:
I'm in Vegas right now at the airport waiting for a flight to Honolulu. I have 5 hours. Trying to decide if I spend money on the slots, or if I blow it all at the bar.
Didn't drop a cent into the slots while I was laid over there. Felt good with all the disappointed looking people sitting at the machines.
 
Slot machines helped me quit smoking 5 years ago.

There is no greater motivational tool than a 60 year old woman beside you at a slot machine with a smoke in one hand sounding like Ned from South Park.
 
danielrbischoff said:
NickKmet said:
I'm in Vegas right now at the airport waiting for a flight to Honolulu. I have 5 hours. Trying to decide if I spend money on the slots, or if I blow it all at the bar.
Didn't drop a cent into the slots while I was laid over there. Felt good with all the disappointed looking people sitting at the machines.

Yeah, the people that are doing them look so fucking depressed. I just can't join them. Instead, I've managed to do all the editing on my recording session from earlier this semester. Now I just have to mix it. I probably won't get to that until after Hawaii though. I'll even post it here for you guys to see.
 
NickKmet said:
I'm in Vegas right now at the airport waiting for a flight to Honolulu. I have 5 hours. Trying to decide if I spend money on the slots, or if I blow it all at the bar.
One time, I put 100 bucks into the slots and left with 5000 dollars. Which is the money I have been living off of since. Just saying.

Though I do absolutely have a gambling problem. My parents got a "learn Vegas gambling" game when I was 6 years old and I played it so damn much. I learned how to play everything from slots to Texas Hold Em to roulette from that game. And I haven't been in a casino in almost a year. That's a new record for me!

I still bet on football games, but that doesn't count. Everyone has their vice, and gambling is mine.
 
I've actually heard that the slots in the Vegas airport are set up to win at a higher percentage than in the casinos to get you to stick around Vegas and blow your money in the casinos.
 
Green_Lantern said:
I've actually heard that the slots in the Vegas airport are set up to win at a higher percentage than in the casinos to get you to stick around Vegas and blow your money in the casinos.
Actually, they pay off less often so people can hear that rumor and lose everything that they nearly got away with.
 
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Drive safe everyone.
 
Millions of people from Ontario to Newfoundland have no power, heat or water. Luckily I'm not one of them. All flights are cancelled in Eastern Canada and we're being urged to stay indoors due to slippery roads that have become skating rinks, downed power lines and trees collapsing due to being coated in thick ice. Last night the ice coated branches on the trees were breaking off, it sounded like people were chopping down trees.

I am so tempted to strap on my skates and go skating down the roads right now.
 

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