[OT] Yearly drunken thread

[Green_Lantern]

Seriously you guys, I just destroyed my Galaxy S3 by dropping it straight up on its screen. Alcohol is bad McKay........not really, only when you have the really good shit like Avery out of Boulder, CO. Or Stone out of CA.

Anyways, it's only 10 and I'm fuckin plastered. Good night cruel world.

 

[Green_Lantern]

I already. Don't feel good about this thread, but the phone bit is true....so is the plastered bit.

 

[Green_Lantern]

Hopefully my spelling is at least decent and coherent cause holy shit.

 

[Green_Lantern]

If you want my drink list I'll try to remember. Just ask.

 

[De-Ting]

What did you always want to be when you grew up?

 

[Bretimus_v2]

Be safe my friend and sleep the sleep of kings.

 

[Green_Lantern]

I don't even fuckin knoe...I just know I just fuckin had the best piss of my life.

 

[Green_Lantern]

I'm. It even sober and this is already embarrassing.

 

[Green_Lantern]

Guys I'm sorry... won't happen again

 

[Green_Lantern]

Who s party in on New Years .... who oooooooooooooo

 

[Green_Lantern]

So life story time....I'm fuucking plastered and no one else is a njpying the experience.

 

[intoTheRain]

oh how you'll facepalm to this in the morning. it's ok though, i know these feels

 

[Optimus-Crime]

only Ugh Rochester can make sense of this madness. save us, Ugh

 

[UghRochester]

Why? What's there to save? I made a drunk topic on New Year's eve last year and couldn't even remember making it. I was going to post in the thread while I was sober to laugh at myself, but the topic was locked. I guess everyone but me gets one :cry:

 

[Optimus-Crime]

jeez, what a downer.

 

[Icepick]

I get it, when GL makes a drunk topic it's funny and only slightly embarassing but when Icepick does it it's labeled "sexual assault" and I'm asked to put my penis away

you fucking guys never stop with your double standards

 

[Sourdeez]

Happy New Year! :lol:

Definitely going to be partying across the river from St Louis.

 

[Green_Lantern]

No regrets. And I did seriously Murphy's Law the shit out my phone screen.

 

[cyberjim2000]

I get it, when GL makes a drunk topic it's funny and only slightly embarassing but when Icepick does it it's labeled "sexual assault" and I'm asked to put my penis away

you fucking guys never stop with your double standards

It could be worse, at least you're not the guy who posted a thread about a craigslist orgy you went to.

 

[danielrbischoff]

Haha, it only got better the longer it went on. Sorry about your phone dude. I recently got drunk and took my phone into our apartment complex's jacuzzi. Realized it like a few minutes after I hit the water.