Kids today can't beat world 1-1 of the original Super Mario.

[NickKmet]

So... has anyone caught the fact that the article said the report is fake? Here are some articles from the website this quote came from:

"Using Babysitting Mama as a Babysitting Guide Leaves 25 Babies Dead Annually"

"Female Protagonist Game Jam Cancelled After Devs Spend Most of Their Time on Breast Jiggle Physics"

"Children Who Pick a Side in Console Wars Are 90 Percent More Likely to Join a Gang"

Update: The original article that reported translated quotes from Nintendo CEO Satoru Iwata was intended as satire.

 

[De-Ting]

"Children Who Pick a Side in Console Wars Are 90 Percent More Likely to Join a Gang"

Perfectly represents the childhood i can remember.

All those west side punks with their xboxes...

You must've been one, because I remember you supporting the 360 for a long time.

 

[Chris_Crime]

Well personally I actually hate children and I dominate NES titles so this article left me feeling great about myself

 

[used44]

Well personally I actually hate children and I dominate NES titles so this article left me feeling great about myself

Haha

 

[Master_Craig]

That would make the perfect animated video.

Mario with a gun.