It's been a long day...

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  1. MattAY

    MattAY Forum Moderator
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    ...Damn right it has!!

    Happy Birthday Longman Longo. I give you this:

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    My penis
     
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    MattAY, Mar 17, 2011
  2. Bretimus_v2

    Bretimus_v2 Hey kiddo!

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    ...wrapped in a bun and smothered in condiments. Nice.

    Happy Birthday, Luke! To you I present two guns.
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    Bretimus_v2, Mar 17, 2011
  3. Longo_2_guns

    Longo_2_guns Forum Moderator
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    Thanks MattAY and Bretimus and everyone in the subsequent posts after this one.

    Actually though, my day is just starting, what with timezones. So, yeah. Time to party!
     
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    Longo_2_guns, Mar 17, 2011
  4. WickedLiquid

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    OMG HBD L2G TTYL!!
     
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    WickedLiquid, Mar 17, 2011
  5. De-Ting

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    Here's something I know you'll wear...

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    It didn't come with a girl, sorry. But take this too...

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    De-Ting, Mar 17, 2011
  6. UrbanMasque

    UrbanMasque Everyone Wears a Mask

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    Sooo, do you want him to eat this or should it be administered rectally? I don't think he minds either way.

    Happy birfday yo!
     
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    UrbanMasque, Mar 17, 2011
  7. Longo_2_guns

    Longo_2_guns Forum Moderator
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    Well, with a penis that large you're supposed to body floss, so it doesn't matter either way.
     
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    Longo_2_guns, Mar 17, 2011
  8. NickKmet

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    Happy Birthday Longo. Try to keep the orgy size down tonight.
     
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    NickKmet, Mar 17, 2011
  9. LinksOcarina

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    Hey dude, happy birthday.

    Enjoy the penis that is Matty and the TKS Blasters
     
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    LinksOcarina, Mar 17, 2011
  10. used44

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    This.

    We both black.
     
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    used44, Mar 17, 2011
  11. LinksOcarina

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    So your a chocolate Klondike bar, Used?
     
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    LinksOcarina, Mar 17, 2011
  12. Green_Lantern

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    OH MY GOD HAPPY BIRTHDAY
     
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    Green_Lantern, Mar 17, 2011
  13. madster111

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    Happy Birthday man.

    You should make it a tradition Australian one - Go get pissed until you can't stand straight, then do a massive burnout (In you Mustang) until you either pop the tyres or crash. Maybe both.

    Also, remember to take Matt up there gently lest he tear through vital organs and kill you. It wouldn't do to be as famous as the guy who died from horse dick.
     
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    madster111, Mar 17, 2011
  14. Longo_2_guns

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    Thanks once again guys!

    I went gambling with my family, and ended up winning $5,000 on the slots. So it was a good birthday.
     
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    Longo_2_guns, Mar 18, 2011
  15. madster111

    madster111 Rookie

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    That's friggin sweet!

    Plans?
     
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    madster111, Mar 18, 2011
  16. Longo_2_guns

    Longo_2_guns Forum Moderator
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    Invest $4,500 it in a money market and save it for a rainy day.
     
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    Longo_2_guns, Mar 18, 2011
  17. BlackStar

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    Invest?

    Nigga you MUST be smoking crack! And if you are then $5000 should get you

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    Oh yeah, and happy belated birthday
     
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    BlackStar, Mar 18, 2011
  18. Lien

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    hmm? oh yeah, happy birthday longo, gratz on your 500 bucks whatever, just let me finish...

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    ...That's a dude, isn't it? Bah...
     
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    Lien, Mar 18, 2011
  19. GRColin

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    You cannot honestly find that mangirl attractive....

    Oh and uhh...Happy Birthday Longo!
     
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    GRColin, Mar 18, 2011
  20. BlackStar

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    Cocaine is a hell of a drug
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    I'd like to see Charlie Sheen top that night!
     
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    BlackStar, Mar 18, 2011
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