Indecision '012

[GiftedMonkey]

Please no more Texas governors in the White House...Please no more Texas governors in the White House...Please no more Texas governors in the White House...Please no more Texas governors in the White House...Please no more Texas governors in the White House...Please no more Texas governors in the White House...Please no more Texas governors in the White House...Please no more Texas governors in the White House...Please no more Texas governors in the White House...Please no more Texas governors in the White House...

 

[Eyebrowsbv31]

^I can get behind that.

For prez

 

[tinymhg]

Lieutenant Dan?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzpmbvXjzsg

 

[De-Ting]

Either Lieutenant Dan or Forrest Gump would be good in office, actually. In fact, Vice President Dan and President Gump sounds like quite the dynamic duo.

 

[MrHimashi]

One thing I can say if Michelle Bachmann somehow became president I would cut my penis off and slowly die.

 

[WickedLiquid]

I might not be American, but at least we can all agree that conspiracy theorists are retards.

Wicked Canada is on the North American continent, thus you are an American.

I know some Jamaicans who would would strongly disagree with this logic haha

 

[tinymhg]

I might not be American, but at least we can all agree that conspiracy theorists are retards.

Wicked Canada is on the North American continent, thus you are an American.

I know some Jamaicans who would would strongly disagree with this logic haha

Jamaicans? Your weed connection, maybe?

 

[Lien]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKPmkRU-Bzs
I finally found someone i can get behind!

 

[WickedLiquid]

I might not be American, but at least we can all agree that conspiracy theorists are retards.

Wicked Canada is on the North American continent, thus you are an American.

I know some Jamaicans who would would strongly disagree with this logic haha

Jamaicans? Your weed connection, maybe?

Wha gwon me lickel yute? Ye need tings? Boi I 'ook you up like a bombaclat! Ya don know!.

 

[tinymhg]

Wha gwon me lickel yute? Ye need tings? Boi I 'ook you up like a bombaclat! Ya don know!.

Wicked we'll talk when your not stoned. :wink:

 

[StickyGreenGamer]

Wha gwon me lickel yute? Ye need tings? Boi I 'ook you up like a bombaclat! Ya don know!.

Wicked we'll talk when your not stoned. :wink:

I'd prefer to talk to him now. I love sticky green things. Marijuana.

Boogers.

 

[Lien]

http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/candidate-match-game

Now is the time to find out who your candidate is. How this work? first glide the bar to the policies you think best fits you, then answer the quiz and bam! your candidate will be shown.


Spoiler: Eyebrow will get Ron Paul

 

[Longo_2_guns]

I got Obama, but my number two?

HUNT HUNT HUNT HE'S THE HUNTSMAN! INTO ACTION IS HIS CRY!
FROM THE FOREST TO THE CITY HE WILL RUN THERE IN A JIFFY
TO PUNCH EVIL IN THE EYE!

MARTY FEEB WAS A P- wait, he dropped out?


Damn.

 

[Lien]

What's more hilarious is... me too!

 

[Icepick]

ron paul, withhuntsman behind and obama pulling up in third

Your nation is fucked, all bow to our new chinese overlords

 

[Green_Lantern]

Those three are much better options than anyone else in the picture....

 

[Eyebrowsbv31]

Rick, Ron, And Bach.

Which is funny because I said earlier today that I'd vote for obama over Sanatorum. None of them fit me well at all.

 

[Chris_Crime]

Romney would've been more game, possibly swaying the undecided vote in his favor, but them there vocal conservatives could never back Romney, not after Romneycare.
The extremists need a blowhard, someone who will appeal to their better nature.

Hey SC:

Nothing gets the conservative juices flowing like a fat windbag, but going fringe will spell doom for the GOP. Newt's easy pickings for Obama.

The only question remaining is who's up next in the GOP line-up? Come on, Palin!

 

[Eyebrowsbv31]

The extremists have a blowhard and a pawn.

His name is Obama.


8)

 

[Chris_Crime]

"And that was the year an emoticon won the election." This is what the GOP actually believes.
No but seriously, they're all pawns. That doesn't mean we have to be. The GOP will continue painting Obama into this picture of someone who's definitely not Obama but a lot easier to run against. It's Obama Girl vs. Liars, that's always been my take on it - Hype v Hype. So I throw that bullshit out the window. Just the facts, ma'am.

Just the facts, Obama.
Just the facts, Newt. Oh this will be good. Maybe he'll run on family valu--

Hey Ron, keep polling Facebook. More likes = more votes, and it wasn't even close on /pol/