I choose #4

[De-Ting]

#4 NBA Ballers: Chosen One – Let the testicle jokes begin because playing Ballers was about as much fun as a kick to the family jewels. Whoever greenlit this terrible game over at Midway was nuts, and ought to be sacked. Nothing but junk in this package. Penis.

Best....section of writing....ever.

 

[LinksOcarina]

Yeah, it was pretty funny for all 5 of them.

Only two qualms though.

1. I'm surprised there IS only five of them.

2. As a fat kid growing up, I take offense to the bully comment!

Otherwise, great job.

 

[used44]

That's hilarious. Penis.

 

[keepithowitis]

Heheh, sweet. I had to read through it a couple times to get all the subtle comments slipped in there.

 

[dUKE]

*bows*

 

[used44]

Did you not write reviews for any of these games, or are they just not being linked to from the feature?

 

[dUKE]

we wrote reviews for all those games. perhaps i'll add review links.

 

[NickKmet]

duke, i'm surprised you didn't give an F- to limbo of the lost. well, i know it is an official grade that GR uses...but i still think the game deserves to be known as the worst game ever. Honestly, have you played a worse game?

 

[De-Ting]

duke, i'm surprised you didn't give an F- to limbo of the lost. well, i know it is an official grade that GR uses...but i still think the game deserves to be known as the worst game ever. Honestly, have you played a worse game?

Call of Duty 3.

 

[NickKmet]

forgot about that one De-Ting.

 

[De-Ting]

Yeah, it may have a C+ review, but it fails to mention just exactly how hard it is to shoot anything when you have a seizure every two seconds.

 

[NickKmet]

i know what you mean. i tried playing that game on the wii.....oh man...talk about stiff controls.

 

[dUKE]

Survivor: The Interactive Game was indeed worse than Limbo of the Lost. we keep a copy here in the office just to remind us.

 

[De-Ting]

RAHKSHI!

 

[NickKmet]

i have no problem seeing how that game might be worse.

 

[Tyrranis]

Survivor: The Interactive Game was indeed worse than Limbo of the Lost. we keep a copy here in the office just to remind us.

Is that statue protecting the game from you, or you from the game?

 

[LinksOcarina]

I have to ask, why is Civilization III next to it? Isn't that demeaning towards Sid Meier.

 

[used44]

I love the thin layer of dust on it.

 

[lokness]

Survivor: The Interactive Game was indeed worse than Limbo of the Lost. we keep a copy here in the office just to remind us.

Oh god, i remember reading the review for the first time. It was the best review i've ever read and i laughed so hard my stomach hurt.

 

[Tyrranis]

I have to ask, why is Civilization III next to it? Isn't that demeaning towards Sid Meier.

Actually, why is Yuri's Revenge there too? Shouldn't that be on a pedestal somewhere as a homage to Westwood Studios?