I choose #4

Best....section of writing....ever.

 

Yeah, it was pretty funny for all 5 of them.

Only two qualms though.

1. I'm surprised there IS only five of them.

2. As a fat kid growing up, I take offense to the bully comment!

Otherwise, great job.

 

Heheh, sweet. I had to read through it a couple times to get all the subtle comments slipped in there.

 

*bows*

 

we wrote reviews for all those games. perhaps i'll add review links.

 

duke, i'm surprised you didn't give an F- to limbo of the lost. well, i know it is an official grade that GR uses...but i still think the game deserves to be known as the worst game ever. Honestly, have you played a worse game?

 

Call of Duty 3.

 

forgot about that one De-Ting.

 

Yeah, it may have a C+ review, but it fails to mention just exactly how hard it is to shoot anything when you have a seizure every two seconds.

 

i know what you mean. i tried playing that game on the wii.....oh man...talk about stiff controls.

 

Survivor: The Interactive Game was indeed worse than Limbo of the Lost. we keep a copy here in the office just to remind us.

 

RAHKSHI!

 

i have no problem seeing how that game might be worse.

 

Is that statue protecting the game from you, or you from the game?

 

I have to ask, why is Civilization III next to it? Isn't that demeaning towards Sid Meier.

 

Oh god, i remember reading the review for the first time. It was the best review i've ever read and i laughed so hard my stomach hurt.

 

Actually, why is Yuri's Revenge there too? Shouldn't that be on a pedestal somewhere as a homage to Westwood Studios?