How to Give Head in the 90s

[thetank]

Seriously though, Madster. Auckland? Like, Auckland? Really? Do you aspire to nothing greater?

It's warmer than ChCh.

I'm not sure. There was no where i really enjoyed when i was over there, but Auckland seems pretty warm comparatively.

Where would you suggest that's warm and decent in NZ?

Pretty much anywhere in the North Island, during the summer.

You didn't enjoy anywhere in the most beautiful country in the Southern Hemisphere (at least), and you want to live in Auckland? That's some rational thinking right there.

"I hate this country. So, I might as well live in the absolute worst part of it, to make myself feel better."