Har. Har. So a Dutch company (led by Tylzen?) is looking for colonists for it's Mars mission. In 2023: Really though it seems like they want positive individuals with great leadership skills/potential and something to bring to the table. I think that rules out 95 percent of us! (Myself included! I'm not being mean!) Still, if the idea of leaving Earth behind and never coming back appeals to you, sign up! (I'm sure there's enough pseudo billy badass loners around who think "there's nothing for me here. I'm a wolf pack of one. I'll do it!" It'll be just like Total Recall. Except with no inhabitants, no technology save for what's brought on the mission, no three breasted street walkers and no Sharon Stone/Kate Beckinsale trying to kill you. Okay so nothing like Total Recall at all. It will be red though!