Car thread

[MikeyVassallo]

All vessels are female. Mustangs are totally girls.

Look man, do you want to have a sexual relationship with a dude or a chick... because that is the relationship you should have with your car.

I'm gonna fuck mine tonight.

 

[keepithowitis]

^ http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html

 

[MattAY]

Yeah cars are always female, unless you're gay.

This is my Saab:

Couldn't give a toss about car specs, so I can tell you it is silver, and that it has a SIX deck CD player...you heard me..SIX!!

 

[De-Ting]

I suppose that's a woman too.

And how do you explain this?

 

[MikeyVassallo]

Um... that's obviously from Burning Man. MattAY said "unless you are gay". That covers it.

 

[BigZell2020]

The only explanation for the other one would be girl on girl.

 

[lokness]

I like Saabs. The only problem is they kinda don't exist anymore.

 

[De-Ting]

Ah whatever. If every inanimate object you like is a woman, I'm not going to keep you from that.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Ah whatever. If every inanimate object you like is a woman, I'm not going to keep you from that.

Not our fault you like men

 

[De-Ting]

No just like being a man. When I get into a car, I like to become the car. Unless the car's obviously a woman, like a Ford Taurus. Then, I imagine we have an intimate bond. Can ya dig it?

 

[UghRochester]

When I get into a car, I like to become the car.

Shape shifter?

 

[MattAY]

No, homosexual car hippie.

I like Saabs. The only problem is they kinda don't exist anymore.

I do like my Saab. It's petrol ecomony is great, and has a big tank. GREAT to drive in the snow too. It's a reliable car and that is all I need for now.

 

[madster111]

At this point i want to defer uni for a year so i can save up and get a jzx100 (chaser). I want one so badly.

Mmm, delicious Chaser.

Mark IIs are fine too.

 

[MikeyVassallo]

De-Ting,

The idea of a vessel of any type (automobile, ship, space ship, airplane) being female is not something I just made up. It is an actual literary motif. It is something that has existed for, well, ever. Vessels are refereed to as "she". I mean that's just how it is.

 

[MattAY]

Watch Gone in 60 Seconds. You'll learn somethin'

 

[GRColin]

I want a thread where Stal isn't arguing with someone .

As for our car - It's a 90 Civic hatchback. Go us! Hopefully in the next few months we'll be putting a down payment on a 2008 or so Civic or just a newer car altogether.

5k down payment on a car...Or save up another 10 and put one on a house. Hmm.

20 year old car or remain living with your bratty sister in law and your mother in law.

 

[Green_Lantern]

5k down payment on a car...Or save up another 10 and put one on a house. Hmm.

20 year old car or remain living with your bratty sister in law and your mother in law.

In terms of investment only...A new car is one of the worst investments you can make, while a house is one of the best investments you can make...

 

[Grey]

All vessels are female. Mustangs are totally girls.

Look man, do you want to have a sexual relationship with a dude or a chick... because that is the relationship you should have with your car.

I'm gonna f*** mine tonight.

By that logic, manual transmission cars are shemales. Which makes no sense at all since there is nothing more manly than a manual transmission.

 

[De-Ting]

Just point out the obvious, Stal. But you find me one instance where cars are given personalities, and all of them are female. The Chevron Cars, Pixar's Cars, Putt-Putt, all give the idea that cars are either male or female.

 

[MikeyVassallo]

All vessels are female. Mustangs are totally girls.

Look man, do you want to have a sexual relationship with a dude or a chick... because that is the relationship you should have with your car.

I'm gonna f*** mine tonight.

By that logic, manual transmission cars are shemales. Which makes no sense at all since there is nothing more manly than a manual transmission.

What?

Also, Colin, shut the fuck up. Seriously. This is a goddamned forum, the point is to have discussions and arguments on subjects. Get the stick out of your ass brother. <3

Again, for the painfully slow:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_are_ships_female

It is fucking poetry.