Recent content by Silencer

^Actually, StandardStache is one of the few people with some sense. Bill and Hillary have been planning their takeover since law school. A real wife would have left him after the scandal. Huckabee is dangerous candidate too, though. He is essentially just a socially conservative progressive.

How about the fact that he trades coke for oral sex? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVeFVtcdSYY

Not at all.

Edwards is a dyed-in-the-wool commie. he's the worst candidate.

wow, i was hoping to get a topic locked, and you guys went and killed it.

Please share and discuss!

Why did you ask for our opinion if you were just going to rationalize the flaws away like that?

this is a joke, right?

Someone must have been rejected by that girl he asked to the school dance. And it was so hard to work up the nerve, too!

^Exact opposite of both statements. I basically ruined (actually this was just a symptom of deeper problems) a relationship because of my preference (she didn't fit). So I started asking around (casually, not like a creep) to girls and they all claimed to do regular maintenance. Then a bunch...

I'd let a hot guy do it.

Mr. Randy should have consulted a lawyer who lives in the real world. That is, not a bible beater. Actually, I'm surprised that someone as devoted and confident in his beliefs as Mr. Randy would be emotionally distressed by the statements of a few heathens on the internet. It's not like God...

guys, "Horse leave footprints in our hearts!"

i personally enjoy "armed defense of a watermelon' the best.

haha my friend showed me this site a while ago and we started to collect quotes from them. We were going to make a fortune cookie file for use with the linux 'fortune' program. I couldn't take reading through the site though so the project ceased pretty quickly. I've often considered...