Recent content by Joe_Dodson

Let's be clear: this is not a real criticism of Jonathan. I don't know him, but I'm sure he's a AA+. Or RRRR! I trill my throat like a pleased fish person on his behalf. It's just been awhile since I made fun of anything on Game Revolution. It was time. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

A 70 for the Witcher 3. I was all set to assume this was on account of letter grades not playing well with Metacritic. But no, you abandoned the letter grades in favor of a multiple R system. A game is R, or RRRR! or RRRRR! The Witcher 3 is somewhere between RRR and RRRR. ARRRRRRGH I...

*rolls over in his grave*

Wow, forgot about this post. I was at Gamespot for a while, then Yahoo!, then AtomicGamer. Now I'm at Playstation. I wonder if anyone will see this? I'll check back next year, hehe.

Hey GR community, long time no see! For those of you who don't know me, I worked for GR from about 2000 until 2006. How've things been? What's up with yous all?

That's terrible news, and I'm sorry to hear it. I've missed GR, I've missed Duke, and now I'll miss Duke being at GR. But it's also a great opportunity for Nick and Blake. Time to step up and make the site your own, fellas. Do it for Duke!

This is the blurb for the main feature on the cover: "The sequel to one of our favorite handheld games, it has the GR staff is rolling around and singing." I am yikes!

You called it "that pinball game" and then asked why all the "great" Wii games only get B+'s. If it's so great, why don't you even know what it's called?

This isn't even close to a Zelda-level-event. Has anyone even posted in all caps yet? Also, in response to the suggestion that this review reflects a desire on GR's part to be harder than the rest: Duke is totally hands-off. If Jesse had written some psycho ass greek diatribe about...

It was fun to read, but it's hard to reconcile the final image of an exposed cock and balls with an A-. You aren't crazy if this review bothers you. It's uneven. There's an entire paragraph dedicated to how Jesse views himself as a reviewer, and yet the story only got one line. The main...

Heh, it'll be up whenever the game stops freezing. j/k Who picked it up? Paul? Jesse? Greg? Something tells me Greg. He is tenacious.

Hookers. Wait, what was the question? Oh, right. Hookers.

No game is ever getting an A+, especially not the fourth in a series.

Overrated.

There was no question there, meatbag.