Recent content by Hawk_one

They certainly are. Perhaps if there's one other thing Andrew might be a bit off-the-target of in his review, it's his comment on how fans may tire soon of this game. But it's not his fault he didn't know how obsessive the core fanbase of this game is. ;)

Best serious cheat: Probably any invincibility or endless ammo cheat in a game where I'd rather just beat it without any problems, so I canlook at the cutscenes in quick succession. Best serious "cheat that the game actually shows you to do, so not sure it's a real cheat as such": Slo-mo in...

Ok, just to make sure, this isn't a complain. Andrew Podolsky did a decent job. In fact, being a bit more low-key review than is usual, it was pretty fine (some other reviews have been a bit too over-the-top, in my opinion). However, there is more new stuff to the game than merely graphics...

Well, I don't see much point in -not- being honest here. I mean, for one thing, is anyone going to believe all my reviews are getting proper five-stars? That everyone just loves what I have to say about Game X, even if I trash it and it's their favourite game? Shyeah, right. That ain't gonna...

Which is the sign of a true boss. So today's word is "delegation", kids. Look at how duke's made this word work for him, by making other people do the work for him. :D

Man.... Wish I could see Tyrannis' face when he reads that reply. :D

OK, all of a sudden, almost every review of mine's got five stars, except those few that's already been properly graded by other members. And that ain't right! So, is it a bug, or is it yet another one of those "members" who's just doing random things, the way we had the problem with the...

I'm still confused as to how my first post could make it unclear that I knew the question wasn't for me as such... *looks at the post again* Nope, still looks clear to me that I knew this at the time.

If you read my reply again, you'll see that I fully understand that, Stalfros; I just wanted to have a little fun by specifying that I cannot answer to the question at the current time because - surprise, surprise - I'm not working for GR. I will of course never become their "European games"...

I'm still trying to get into GR as the "European games" reviewer. Can I get back to you once I land that position?

I actually denied his comrade request. Do I get a prize for that?

The addition of pictures is to my knowledge a separate process from the review in itself. So the review pretty much stands on its own - and it's a fair one at that - while probably duke is to blame for the photo mess-up.

As much fun as it is watching you spray custard over your mouth and pretend you're frothing to the point of scaring dogs with rabies, it's not really a Jack Thompson impression as such. ;)

maca: Heck, I'm just confused that people are responding to a question that seems rather clearly to be directed to the actual GR reviewers...

I understand. I almost feel like I should apologise for reminding you about the game... But then I remember that I have no concience. :p