A guy goes to the doctor, "Doctor, I need your help. I've got a real problem you see, my penis is orange!"
The doctor is stumped, so he starts asking questions.
"How's your sex life?"
"Well, my ex was real bad and dirty, but I broke up with her a month ago, met this new girl and she is great."
"Mhmm, well, hows your work life?
"I just got fired and was real depressed. But then I found a new job, better hours, easier work, more pay."
The doctor is stumped, so he asks him one final question.
"You have any strange hobbies?"
"Strange, no. But I do like to eat Cheetos while watching porno flicks."