[At the World's Largest Ball of Twine]
Sam: The words "big" and "large" only begin to describe this thing.
Max: I think "stupid" and "inane" would be useful additions.
Sam: Not to mention "grotesque."
[Sam hangs up the phone]
Max: Another confused census taker?
Sam: Actually, it was the Commissioner with another idiotic and baffling assignment.
Max: Does it involve wanton destruction?
Sam: We can only hope.
Sam: It's a 1/200,000th scale model of the Ball of Twine.
Max: And it's only 1/200,000th as stupid as the actual ball of twine.
Max: Sam, either termites are burrowing through my skull, or one of us is ticking.
Sam: Oops, oh yeah.
[pulls out the scientist's head, which is a bomb]
Sam: Max, where should I put this so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?
Max: Out the window, Sam. There's nothing but strangers out there.
Sam and Max: HIt the Road is full of memorable quotes. Hands down funniest game I have ever played.