Vote for me and I'll show you my pen is...

...in my hand, ready to write thank you notes for all the votes.


If elected, I'll also put a Coke machine in the cafeteria, extend recess by an extra fifteen minutes and have Mattay give TWO Asians in each birthday topic.

Vote 'Dox!

 

You had me at pen. That is a nice looking nib... I like it!

 

That. She said it.

 

I want a coke machine. Cut out the middle man!

 

Definitely read "I like!" in MattAY's voice.

 

Icepick and I are running pretty much neck and neck in the votes. I just want to thank...oh what's this? A picture of boobs accidentally posted?


Please spare the ban stick, it was purely unintentional and in no way aimed to sway undecided voters.

 

I wonder if I'm the only one that knows your avatar is a nice ass Cartman.

 

Next thing you'll tell me is that your avatar is actually batman.

 

I thought you had more tact than that Paradox, resorting to boobs for votes, so childish

I on the other hand offer the gift of education, free schooling for all those who vote for me, complete with an army of asian schoolgirl assistants to help you study

 

^^^
It's in my topic, so it counts as part of my campaign now.

I'll also put a word in Joss Weadon's ear about this little film idea: