...in my hand, ready to write thank you notes for all the votes. If elected, I'll also put a Coke machine in the cafeteria, extend recess by an extra fifteen minutes and have Mattay give TWO Asians in each birthday topic. Vote 'Dox!
Icepick and I are running pretty much neck and neck in the votes. I just want to thank...oh what's this? A picture of boobs accidentally posted? Please spare the ban stick, it was purely unintentional and in no way aimed to sway undecided voters.
I thought you had more tact than that Paradox, resorting to boobs for votes, so childish I on the other hand offer the gift of education, free schooling for all those who vote for me, complete with an army of asian schoolgirl assistants to help you study
^^^ It's in my topic, so it counts as part of my campaign now. I'll also put a word in Joss Weadon's ear about this little film idea: