Vote for me and I'll show you my pen is...

[Paradox]

...in my hand, ready to write thank you notes for all the votes.

If elected, I'll also put a Coke machine in the cafeteria, extend recess by an extra fifteen minutes and have Mattay give TWO Asians in each birthday topic.

Vote 'Dox!

 

[Sightless]

You had me at pen. That is a nice looking nib... I like it!

 

[Paradox]

That is a nice looking nib... I like it!

That. She said it.

 

[Psuedo]

I want a coke machine. Cut out the middle man!

 

[UghRochester]

That is a nice looking nib... I like it!

That. She said it.

Definitely read "I like!" in MattAY's voice.

 

[Paradox]

Icepick and I are running pretty much neck and neck in the votes. I just want to thank...oh what's this? A picture of boobs accidentally posted?

Please spare the ban stick, it was purely unintentional and in no way aimed to sway undecided voters.

 

[UghRochester]

I wonder if I'm the only one that knows your avatar is a nice ass Cartman.

 

[Lien]

I wonder if I'm the only one that knows your avatar is a nice ass Cartman.

Next thing you'll tell me is that your avatar is actually batman.

 

[Icepick]

I thought you had more tact than that Paradox, resorting to boobs for votes, so childish

I on the other hand offer the gift of education, free schooling for all those who vote for me, complete with an army of asian schoolgirl assistants to help you study

 

[Paradox]

^^^
It's in my topic, so it counts as part of my campaign now.

I'll also put a word in Joss Weadon's ear about this little film idea: