So I was a gangbanger today

I totally robbed a Canadian coffee shop. I'm working my way up the underground gang The Angry Beavers.

*insert massive story nobody will read full of graphic violence that will surely be grounds for this topic getting deleted*

And remember kids, you're not cool unless you're packing heat. And always, ALWAYS, aim your gun sideways!

 

Did you gang name you Daggett?

 

No I'm B to the S, know wut I'm sayin?

 

I do know wut you are saying.

 

Real gangstas dual wield guns. But have to agree, sideways is the moneyshot. Or upside down from above; sideways at a downward angle from above, upside down straight up or with your pinky on the trigger.

 

Uncharted Crimecraft?

 

Was it Tim Horton's?! You're dead to me if it was.

Hope you enjoy your Iced Cappuccino.

 

I came in here expecting a story about multiple men defiling a woman, you disappoint me

 

It's not like we have any other coffee shops.

 

This thread had so much potential.... But...

 

There is that story of how I was banned from the wrong side of town and how St.Bitches Day will never come to be an official holiday, but I'm not a resident of that state.