So I was a gangbanger today

[BlackStar]

I totally robbed a Canadian coffee shop. I'm working my way up the underground gang The Angry Beavers.

*insert massive story nobody will read full of graphic violence that will surely be grounds for this topic getting deleted*

And remember kids, you're not cool unless you're packing heat. And always, ALWAYS, aim your gun sideways!

 

[UghRochester]

Did you gang name you Daggett?

 

[BlackStar]

No I'm B to the S, know wut I'm sayin?

 

[danielrbischoff]

I do know wut you are saying.

 

[HK-47]

Real gangstas dual wield guns. But have to agree, sideways is the moneyshot. Or upside down from above; sideways at a downward angle from above, upside down straight up or with your pinky on the trigger.

 

[TheJx4]

Real gangstas dual wield guns. But have to agree, sideways is the moneyshot. Or upside down from above; sideways at a downward angle from above, upside down straight up or with your pinky on the trigger.

Uncharted Crimecraft?

 

[GRColin]

Was it Tim Horton's?! You're dead to me if it was.

Hope you enjoy your Iced Cappuccino.

 

[Icepick]

I came in here expecting a story about multiple men defiling a woman, you disappoint me

 

[HK-47]

Was it Tim Horton's?! You're dead to me if it was.

Hope you enjoy your Iced Cappuccino.

It's not like we have any other coffee shops.

 

[danielrbischoff]

This thread had so much potential.... But...

 

[HK-47]

There is that story of how I was banned from the wrong side of town and how St.Bitches Day will never come to be an official holiday, but I'm not a resident of that state.