snow squalls are like booty calls

[intoTheRain]

They come and they go.

LOL

Why do the roads hate the winter time?

Because every time it snows theyre gettin' a-salted

LOL


Couple amazing jokes I just came up with while shoveling snow. Use them carefully, my jokes are known to split sides, occasionally causing death.

To make this topic a little less useless, tell us some of your own made up jokes.


WARNING: NEVER tell my jokes to a hemopheliac. I'd hate for a fellow poster to get slapped with a manslaughter charge.

 

[Eyebrowsbv31]

Why did the moldy kiwi get mad at the other kiwis?

Because they weren't cultured enough.

 

[intoTheRain]

Why did the moldy kiwi get mad at the other kiwis?

Because they weren't cultured enough.

LOLOLOL!

I'd rep you if this forum had reps.

 

[Eyebrowsbv31]

Why did the moldy kiwi get mad at the other kiwis?

Because they weren't cultured enough.

LOLOLOL!

I'd rep you if this forum had reps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3dXBoN1lFE

 

[UghRochester]

Instead of driving a motor vehicle to work, Jack Frost rode what?
An icicle.

 

[intoTheRain]

Instead of driving a motor vehicle to work, Jack Frost rode what?
An icicle.

 

[Icepick]

what do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

 

[intoTheRain]

what do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

-10 points because i heard that joke 12 years ago in grade 9.

+3 points because i love that joke.

-7/10

 

[Icepick]

what do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

-10 points because i heard that joke 12 years ago in grade 9.

+3 points because i love that joke.

-7/10

that's the highest score you've ever given me, I think i'm falling for you

and yes it's old, but come on when else could I possibly have used it

 

[MattAY]

Man #1: What are you doing? Buying laptops?
Man #2: iMac hunt (say it out loud)

 

[Delorean88]

Man #1: What are you doing? Buying laptops?
Man #2: iMac hunt (say it out loud)

 

[intoTheRain]

This thread is pure gold. Remember this for the quality thread creator award next year my friends.

 

[danielrbischoff]

Man #1: What are you doing? Buying laptops?
Man #2: iMac hunt (say it out loud)

fuck you matt... fuck you

 

[Eyebrowsbv31]

im enjoying this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oH7tRN_ ... re=related

 

[Ashalar]

@Icepick: your joke reminds me of the following ones:

Q: Why does an Ethiopian sit beneath a clothes line?
A: To catch some shade.

Q: What is an Ethiopian with a baseball cap on?
A: A thumbtack.