snow squalls are like booty calls

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  1. intoTheRain

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    They come and they go.

    LOL

    Why do the roads hate the winter time?

    Because every time it snows theyre gettin' a-salted

    LOL


    Couple amazing jokes I just came up with while shoveling snow. Use them carefully, my jokes are known to split sides, occasionally causing death.

    To make this topic a little less useless, tell us some of your own made up jokes.


    WARNING: NEVER tell my jokes to a hemopheliac. I'd hate for a fellow poster to get slapped with a manslaughter charge.
     
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    Why did the moldy kiwi get mad at the other kiwis?

    Because they weren't cultured enough.
     
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  3. intoTheRain

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    LOLOLOL!

    I'd rep you if this forum had reps.
     
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3dXBoN1lFE
     
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    UghRochester https://www.twitch.tv/ughrochester

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    Instead of driving a motor vehicle to work, Jack Frost rode what?
    An icicle.
     
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  6. intoTheRain

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    [​IMG]
     
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    what do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

    Quarter-pounder with cheese
     
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  8. intoTheRain

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    -10 points because i heard that joke 12 years ago in grade 9.

    +3 points because i love that joke.

    -7/10
     
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  9. Icepick

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    that's the highest score you've ever given me, I think i'm falling for you

    and yes it's old, but come on when else could I possibly have used it
     
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    Man #1: What are you doing? Buying laptops?
    Man #2: iMac hunt (say it out loud)
     
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    This thread is pure gold. Remember this for the quality thread creator award next year my friends.
     
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    fuck you matt... fuck you
     
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    @Icepick: your joke reminds me of the following ones:

    Q: Why does an Ethiopian sit beneath a clothes line?
    A: To catch some shade.

    Q: What is an Ethiopian with a baseball cap on?
    A: A thumbtack.
     
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