Optimus-Crime said:
that's rather subjective. Just because she pops her tits out whenever there's a camera nearby doesn't make her a sex symbol. I don't find her sexy at all. And vapid is the child that Katy Perry inspired.
That British fella knew what he was doing when he divorced that cold fish.
She's a clone of a clone.
I'm all for personal taste and beauty being in the eye of the beholder, but if you're trying to tell me if she walked up and offered you a hummer and a sandwich, that you'd say no, you sir are a god damn liar and I'll shit in your shoes and hide your car keys, so you'd be all stressing out, late for work in the morning, and when you finally find them you'll rush to put your shoes on and get out the door. In your rush you'd ignore the squishy feeling between your toes until you're 3 steps away from your car. You'd be all "whats that smell" and you'll think you stepped in shit, so you'd lift your shoe to look at it, but it wont be on the bottom, no, by lifting your foot up it'll start running down your leg, and for a split second you'd be in denial. "No, is that? No", after that you'll fall down in a heap and begin to sob, then you'd call in sick to work and have to explain that somehow, someone mysteriously shat in your loafers, and then your boss will think you're retarded and everyone at work will laugh at you and call you shit toe jam behind your back
