Happy MoFoing Birthday JCD!

[trust_no_one]

Because you deserve you're own f*cking topic for this.

Congratulations on surviving...oh, it's gotta be what, 12 now? Yeah, congratulations on surviving twelve revolutions around our Sun, may you enjoy many, many more you sunovagun.

:mrgreen: :alienbang: :banana: :bigup: :brow: :drink2: :headbng2: :lloyd: imp: :toast:

Almost forgot, here's your present!
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Ta da!

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Actually, I couldn't cover the damage deposit AND down payment, so I only got you the one on the far right.
:love:

 

[Longo_2_guns]

Heh, Tony.
Aunt Tony
Tee hee.

 

[Lien]

i think the one on the left has a "Bulb" on the throat, knowwhatimean?

Anyway, Gratz JCD! You've reach legendary status!

 

[JCD]

You messed up, today isn't my birthday idiots. It was this day many years ago. So.... yeah, thanks guys, but sorry.

 

[tigerlily521985]

Well, happy anniversary of your birthday then.

 

[JCD]

Mags has the right idea. Thank you girl! Uh huh!

 

[LinksOcarina]

Happy whatever dude?

Hope all is going sweet!

 

[Trippysmurf]

Happy Birthday

 

[Chris_Crime]

Happy Birthday JCD

December Birthdays must suck... splitting presents from Santa and the Birthday Genie in one month? can't be fun. But Happy Birthday anyway!

 

[trust_no_one]

Ahh, well in that case I'll get ya a little something more...

I uhh...need her back by Tuesday though...

 

[Chris_Crime]

A gift everyone can enjoy.

 

[trust_no_one]

The gift that keeps on giving? Heh.

 

[Chris_Crime]

Personally, I like the way her breasts bounce up and down. What about you?

 

[JCD]

You could have just given me a Pokémon card starter deck and I would have been happy. You know I'm allergic to Japanese people.

 

[trust_no_one]

You racist f*cking a*shole!

...they're chinks, not japs.

 

[Longo_2_guns]

You sure? They look like Japs to me.

 

[Rakon]

Dear JCD:

Happy birthday. You are awesome.

Love,
Rakon

 

[KoalaRainbowPoop]

happy b-day jcd. i got you these letters and words. enjoy.

 

[piracer]

When i was running 10km this morning i thought about you the whole way, and that is my present.

Happy birthday!

 

[madster111]

When i was running 10km this morning i thought about you the whole way, and that is my present.

Happy birthday!

You ran 10km with a hardon?
..Whoa.

Happy Birthday man. Get drunk and have lots of man babies for us.