His coconut gun can fire in spurts. If he shoots ya, it's gunna hurt! And that's all I remember from that corny song in DK64, which was basically a clone of Banjo-Kazooie. But hey, we all love for him for Donkey Kong Country, amirite? He also started the tie trend BEFORE hipsters thought it was cool.
DK defeats Ezio Audiore a somethin-somethin 8-5
Clank might make an awesome sidkick but does he SUCK UIP GHOSTS WITH A VACCUM? NUH-UH, I DON'T THINK SO!
Luigi dismantles Crank 7-5
And finally we have Used's favourite game of all time VS Longo's favourite game... well, one of his favourite games. And GR made it clear they favour polar bears and Sarah Palin over whatever Longo likes. I'm not quite sure, Ace Combat 5 I guess. I have a large list of stuff he hates, I think it's 30 pages. Don't worry though Longo, we still <3 you!
Final Fantasy Tactics wins 9-4
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